100+ things you have learned while playing Mass Effect 2.

#1 Posted by OutOfBounds9000 (2300 posts) -

 
I'll start. 
 
1. Doors slam in your face.

#2 Posted by Grissefar (2842 posts) -

2. Giant Bomb hypes stuff beyond belief, so when you try the demo you realize it´s not for you.

#3 Edited by Yummylee (21279 posts) -

Better late than never.. 
 
3. Spectres were clearly not trained in the use of blindfire.

#4 Edited by pants (38 posts) -

4. Making a game with a horrible, non tension filled (in my play through) ending with a terrible boss and absolutely no meaningful connections to the first game besides like 2 passing conversations, and a shooting system that I didn't find interesting can still be insanely fun if you are able to write characters as good as Mordin. Yeah I have a real love.hate thing going on with this game.

#5 Posted by BeachThunder (11711 posts) -

This thread didn't exist already? Anyway:
 
5. Being resurrected comes with a free optional face lift and sex change.

#6 Posted by JJWeatherman (14557 posts) -

Can someone please explain to me why so many of these threads need to exist?

#7 Posted by imsh_pl (3295 posts) -

6.When on board of an exploding ship, take your time to carefully answer your fiancee's question.

#8 Edited by Yummylee (21279 posts) -
@JJWeatherman said:

" Can someone please explain to me why so many of these threads need to exist? "

Free +post count? I think that's the reason why most people created these. 
 
I remember saying they were pretty stupid and excessive in the RDR one I think and got wailed on, told to calm down and ''to let people have their fun''. I wouldn't dare create one of these.. but meh, I'll post some mild creativity in one.
#9 Posted by morrelloman (606 posts) -

6. If someone tells you "Hey if you bang this chick you're gonna die." and then You bang her. You will die.

#10 Posted by FreakAche (2950 posts) -
@Grissefar: But the demo is just a big action sequence and not a good representation of what Mass Effect is.
#11 Posted by TheVideoHustler (406 posts) -

There are no gay men in space, only lesbians

#12 Posted by AlexW00d (6189 posts) -

8. Mass Effect isn't about the action scenes and people need to learn this.

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#13 Posted by kerse (2101 posts) -

9. Don't drink something a batarian gives you.

#14 Posted by el_tajij (708 posts) -

10. If you hit on your secretary, she'll surely show up in red latex and dance for you.

#15 Posted by StarvingGamer (8028 posts) -

11. Any woman will sleep with you, but the special ones will feed your fish.

#16 Posted by Ghostface318 (94 posts) -

12. The best way to end any conversation with a chatty person is always to shoot them or kick them out a window.

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