John Shepard waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There
were reapers in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His
warnings to the counsel were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late
for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the
spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY REAPERS!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in
the space station base of the Alliance he knew there were reapers.
"This is Illusive Man" the radio crackered. "You must fight the reapers!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the reapers
"I will shoot at him" said the cyber reaper and he fired the rocket missiles. John
plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were
trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the reapers" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the reapers"
And then John was a zombie.    

wat is this i dont even

Know what's sad? I know what this is referencing. It's an old episode of the Hotspot, in which an individual calls in a "radio play" with this exact script, minus the Mass Effect.

That was a total mindfuck. And a total waste of my time.

" Know what's sad? I know what this is referencing. It's an old episode of the Hotspot, in which an individual calls in a "radio play" with this exact script, minus the Mass Effect. "