Does anyone else feel like this game really wants to be Gears of War 3, but doesn't even come close? You've got grenade throwing, more GOW3-like cover system, combat rolls, no holstering of weapons, instant-weapon swap, but everything just falls short on the console? I'm playing on insanity and I have to say every single little quirk, bug, and gameplay mechanic issue is really shining through. This game should've stayed like it was in Mass Effect 2, because the controls are really clunky and unresponsive, and on a difficulty setting like insanity every little milisecond counts- because otherwise, you're dead.
The grenade spam is what's got me really bummed out. You can't stay in a position for more than a few seconds before ten grenades get lobbed into the room and you've gotta do a Gears of War roll to the next bit of cover, but most of the time you try to do this you just end up rolling to the wrong bit of cover or your character rolls the wrong way. Sometimes you'll just stay put, or other time your character will start running in the opposite direction because you jerked the stick a little odd. I play all my video games on the hardest difficulty setting and I have to say Gears of War is the most challenging while not making you feel like you're a mentally challenged hamster trying to roll your ball around a room full of paraplegic bike riders.
In addition I've found that pressing to A to get into cover- while at the same time making this the revive button, read console button, rub your dick button, roll button, and everything else button just adds to the frustration. So many times will I try to revive my idiotic AI teammates only to find myself doing a super quadruple triple double front flip straight into an orgy of Cerberus Centurions and get my ass handed to me, or even sometimes I'll find myself getting into a bit of cover that only succeeds in putting a wall to my back to make it easier for the enemy to gun me down.
Anyone else getting increasingly frustrated by the chunkiness of controls in this game? It really, really wants to be a shooter but it's just not. It doesn't even come close. I've also noticed enemies move at an alarming speed without even sprinting, whereas when you run it's like you're sliding around on pancake syrup backwards while dancing to Micheal Jackson tunes. I'm honestly very disappointed with this game and I wish it had tried to find it's own place in gaming, instead of desperately trying to fit in with the likes of Gears of War and Unreal Tournament 3. At this point in time, it plays worse than Alpha Protocol did, and that gameplay was a total disaster. Mass Effect 3 is a fat nerd in highschool trying to dress the dress, walk the walk, and talk the talk but it should've just came to terms with its differences and embraced them- not try to be something else it's not.
Thoughts?
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