Sometimes people discuss whether or not legendary monsters like Big Foot or the Loch Ness Monster actually exist. Most of the time we make fun of them because they are ridiculous. It's usually some dude in a giant ape suit or just a plain log of wood.
Well in the Monster Hunter universe it's common sight to see monsters roaming the world. However sometimes even in the world of monsters there's a monster that's hard to comprehend. Blurry images and all...
HOLY FUCK! It looks like it's doing a giant belly dive on that hunter! A giant ass fucking rabbit dive bombing a hunter! RUN! Hunter, RUN!
On closer inspection...
It's not a rabbit at all! Just some... Gremlin the size of a boat. That totally puts my mind at ease...
THE HELL IT DOES!!!! What in God's name is that unholy ABOMINATION!!
I've hunted giant apes, dinosaurs, electric eels bigger than a submarine, and what can only be described as a mountain with crab legs but this one is just too horrifyingly bizarre. Makes the badger bear thing tame in comparison!
What's next? A giant Muppet!?
I need to skin you for armor Kermit!
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