I mean, yeah, it's got fighting and stuff, but really, who cares? Fruit Ninja! With heads! Instead of fruit! This is the greatest innovation since Fruit Ninja with fruit!
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!!!
She'll, uh, cut you down to sais! Yeah? Anybody? Here all week.
They're sort of like the other ninja skins! But different!
Think there's still a market for that? Nah, probably not.
Here's a trailer for the Vita version of Mortal Kombat.
I feel bad for the fighter who has to squeeze in with Goro.
He's taking "clingy" to a whole new level.
If anyone is going to take down Shao Khan, I think this guy's got a pretty good shot.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you...
A sword made of liquid that can cut off heads? Rain must have hard water.
And I call this move, "When Doves Cry."
Keep going. No, to the left. Almost there...
Even characters who were originally glitches need backstories.
That's not at all how acupuncture works.
All your original ninja needs finally met.
Fatalities being graphically dissected seems appropriate.
Attention spans run wild in this potpourri of forehands, firmware, and fatalities.
Mortal Kombat noobs from around the Whiskey Media network throw down in this contest of mediocrity.
Kratos on Kratos violence...this will not end well. Actually, it's kind of awesome!
No matter which way Stryker wears his hat, Mortal Kombat returns in style.
With malevolence, that's how!
You know, just in case you were wondering.
PS3 owners: here's what you'll get in your version of Mortal Kombat.
"Hey, Liu Kang, want to watch me do some combos?"
Well this is certainly a shocking development. Sorry.
Get ready as Mortal Kombat comes straight to your brain dome!
Jeff and Ed Boon discuss the finer points of cracking ribs and decapitation.
Oh god, Liu, your feet, they're on fire! Best put them out on that cyborg ninja.
The most secretive of ninjas makes a rare appearance to wish his opponents a lovely day!
You probably could have guessed that, but hey.
Eyes up here, fellas!
Enjoys long walks on the beach, three-foot arm blades, and eating your face off.
Kratos will be available to all "original purchasers" of the PS3 version.
Ice cold is perhaps cooler than cool.
What's cooler than being cool?
The narrator...takes his...time to...read aloud.
PAX 2010 continues with some talk about how a QA team of 75,000 is pretty useful.
Who could it be? The answers lurk... IN THE SHADOWS DUM DUM DUMMMMMM.
Jeff tests his might against the man behind Mortal Kombat.
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