The Horrible Truth of Rebecca Black's Friday

Note: I was in the doctor's office for like 3 hours when I came up with this. Keep That in mind. 
 
I just discovered the horrible meaning to Rebecca Black's Friday. 
       The people that pick her up are not her friends except the one on her right that disappears mysteriously. 
 
   
   She is clearly taken somewhere far away from her house since they have been in the car from 8am till it gets dark.          

 

     she has a fever dream about playing a party where everyone loves her singing (it has to be a dream right?)

   later she is shown screaming Friday in a smoky dark room (couldn't find a good pic but its the part where she sings backing vocals at the end).   I assume all she has is a calendar to entertain herself so she names off the days (I mean that is the only logical explanation I can think of) .        She doesn't want the weekend to end because she knows she won't make it that long
NOT FUN FUN FUN AT ALL!

  Also Fake Usher  is behind it all        
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Posted by BackpackKat
Note: I was in the doctor's office for like 3 hours when I came up with this. Keep That in mind. 
 
I just discovered the horrible meaning to Rebecca Black's Friday. 
       The people that pick her up are not her friends except the one on her right that disappears mysteriously. 
 
   
   She is clearly taken somewhere far away from her house since they have been in the car from 8am till it gets dark.          

 

     she has a fever dream about playing a party where everyone loves her singing (it has to be a dream right?)

   later she is shown screaming Friday in a smoky dark room (couldn't find a good pic but its the part where she sings backing vocals at the end).   I assume all she has is a calendar to entertain herself so she names off the days (I mean that is the only logical explanation I can think of) .        She doesn't want the weekend to end because she knows she won't make it that long
NOT FUN FUN FUN AT ALL!

  Also Fake Usher  is behind it all        
Posted by billnyethesciencepie

baffling

Posted by crusader8463

Can't wait till this meme dies. I was already sick of it 10 seconds into the first time I clicked play on the video.

Posted by DonChipotle

The only horrible truth is that not enough people like the song. I will fix this horrible truth. I shall spread the Black Plague.

Posted by ChristianCastillo
@VelvetLore04 said:
" The only horrible truth is that not enough people like the song. I will fix this horrible truth. I shall spread the Black Plague. "
You will be in the same situation as the guy in your profile picture if you try!
Posted by DonChipotle
@ChristianCastillo said:
" @VelvetLore04 said:
" The only horrible truth is that not enough people like the song. I will fix this horrible truth. I shall spread the Black Plague. "
You will be in the same situation as the guy in your profile picture if you try! "
Brendan Gleeson? Bitchin! I always wanted to kill Colin Farrel
Edited by ajamafalous
Edited by Spoonman671

 She's sort of an ugly Winnie Cooper.  
 


Posted by ZeForgotten
@Spoonman671: Then Rebecca and Winnie have one thing in common. 
They're both ugly
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Posted by evildeadron

i think your all missing the point of the song, and that's to have a nutritous breakfast
Posted by Spoonman671
@ZeForgotten said:
" @Spoonman671: Then Rebecca and Winnie have one thing in common. They're both ugly "
You son of a bitch.
Posted by ryanwho

This music video by someone who can't sing has inspired thousands of people who aren't funny.

Posted by FancySoapsMan

I thought it was just a shitty song

Posted by ThePhantomnaut

Who is the black guy?

Posted by Dallas_Raines
@ThePhantomnaut:  
 
The guy who wrote the song.
Posted by mazik765
@crusader8463 said:
" Can't wait till this meme dies. I was already sick of it 10 seconds into the first time I clicked play on the video. "
Protip: Don't click on threads that have something you don't want to deal with in the title and boom...you don't have to deal with it.
Posted by ZeForgotten
@Spoonman671 said:
" @ZeForgotten said:
" @Spoonman671: Then Rebecca and Winnie have one thing in common. They're both ugly "
You son of a bitch. "
Look at them, they didn't just hit every branch of the ugly tree on the way down from a well deserved fall, they are the ugly trees. 
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Posted by GlenTennis

I'm glad tomorrow nobody will be talking about this song anymore.

Posted by DonChipotle
@GlenTennis said:
" I'm glad tomorrow nobody will be talking about this song anymore. "
 
 
Maybe if you sign off the internet for a day, sure
Posted by ThePhantomnaut
@Lord_Yeti said:
" @ThePhantomnaut:   The guy who wrote the song. "
So unnamed black guy who made the song.
Posted by BraveToaster
@ThePhantomnaut said:
" Who is the black guy? "
He's driving to get some underage snow bunny vagina. Duh!
Posted by DonChipotle
@ThePhantomnaut said:
" Who is the black guy? "
Every Ark Factory song has a dude rapping. It is pretty much a staple of their songs, along with auto tune and songs about the most banal shit in the world.
Posted by Bwast

This song was stuck in my head at work today. Fucking fuck. FRIED EGGS FRIED EGGS!

Posted by Dallas_Raines
@ThePhantomnaut:  
 
His name is Patrice Wilson, he and his partner, Clarence Jey run Ark Media.
Posted by crusader8463
@mazik765 said:
" @crusader8463 said:
" Can't wait till this meme dies. I was already sick of it 10 seconds into the first time I clicked play on the video. "
Protip: Don't click on threads that have something you don't want to deal with in the title and boom...you don't have to deal with it. "
Kind of hard to avoid when every other thread is about the dam thing, and almost every thread has a few people posting/referencing it.
Posted by angelfan91

Ark Records or whatever the label is called is some kind of dumb Christian label right?
Posted by mazik765
@crusader8463 said:
" @mazik765 said:
" @crusader8463 said:
" Can't wait till this meme dies. I was already sick of it 10 seconds into the first time I clicked play on the video. "
Protip: Don't click on threads that have something you don't want to deal with in the title and boom...you don't have to deal with it. "
Kind of hard to avoid when every other thread is about the dam thing, and almost every thread has a few people posting/referencing it. "
Well if you stopped clicking on topics with the meme you hate in the title, I'm almost certain you'd see less of it.
Posted by Three0neFive
@ryanwho said:

" This music video by someone who can't sing has inspired thousands of people who aren't funny. "

Welcome to the internet, where everyone thinks they're next Bob Saget because they act like a tool infront of a camera in their basement talking about the same cat and "haha l0l epic failz xD" videos my socially retarded aunt sends in chain emails filled with animated gifs of sparkles every month.
 
Also, pointing out the flaws in decade-old games while enthusiastically swearing and drinking vodka bottles filled with water and occasionally using my cousin's beanie babies for prop comedy makes me a connoisseur of videogaming culture and a master of the art of entertainment.
Posted by ThePhantomnaut
@Lord_Yeti said:
" @ThePhantomnaut:   His name is Patrice Wilson, he and his partner, Clarence Jey run Ark Media. "
I was checking it out earlier. WOW.
Posted by iam3green
@Spoonman671:    i shat bricks at that. good times watching the wounder years.
 
@GlenTennis said:
" I'm glad tomorrow nobody will be talking about this song anymore. "

well you do know that saturday comes before friday! FUN FUN FUN. thursday comes before friday. 
 
 
lol'ed at the fake usher caption. crappy, catchy song is crappy.
Posted by scarace360

WTF is that thing it looks like a girl but girls arnt that ugly.

Posted by HandsomeDead

I wonder if someone, somewhere will make something funny out of this.

Edited by GoranP

Hi, I willingly clicked this blog post, willingly read it all and am now complaining about it despite exposing myself to the content on my own free will!!11!!!shiftplusone!!111!!!12!!!!11!!1
 
Asscream, I'm interested in hearing more conspiracy theories from you.

Posted by BackpackKat
@GoranP said:
" Hi, I willingly clicked this blog post, willingly read it all and am now complaining about it despite exposing myself to the content on my own free will!!11!!!shiftplusone!!111!!!12!!!!11!!1 Asscream, I'm interested in hearing more conspiracy theories from you. "
I'm sorry I fooled you with that vague headline that included the words "Rebecca" ,"Black", and "Friday" . There was no way you could have known it was about Rebecca Black's song "Friday". I was really hoping this would make me the next Conan, thats why I spent so long formulating this while I was sick at the doctor's office and writing up in 5 mins. I am really pleased about all the constructive feedback I have received from my peers because making snide comments about a work of such magnificent quality  while they are alone at their computers on a Friday night really shows really shows I have a lot of improvements to make as a comedian and a human being. 
 
PS Nic Cage gave me a Book of Secrets you might want to see. Meet me inside the Washington Monument. Make sure your not followed.
Posted by HandsomeDead

The only thing missing from this thread is a Charlie Sheen joke. That would really make it hilarious.

Posted by BackpackKat
@HandsomeDead said:
" The only thing missing from this thread is a Charlie Sheen joke. That would really make it hilarious. "

Posted by GoranP
@JohnAsscream: Oh, so 'Book of Secrets' is what we call it now?
Posted by dudeglove
@HandsomeDead said:
" I wonder if someone, somewhere will make something funny out of this. "

Posted by Yummylee
@dudeglove said:
" @HandsomeDead said:
" I wonder if someone, somewhere will make something funny out of this. "

"
...That is really quite hilarious.
Posted by CmdrSheppard
@billnyethesciencepie said:
" baffling "
Posted by RetroIce4
@ajamafalous:
...Omg
Posted by AhmadMetallic
@Three0neFive said:
" @ryanwho said:

" This music video by someone who can't sing has inspired thousands of people who aren't funny. "

Welcome to the internet, where everyone thinks they're next Bob Saget because they act like a tool infront of a camera in their basement talking about the same cat and "haha l0l epic failz xD" videos my socially retarded aunt sends in chain emails filled with animated gifs of sparkles every month.  "
god damn that sounds horrifying 
Posted by TheGreatGuero

Fat Usher is definitely the kidnapper. Officers, arrest that man!

Posted by InternetCrab

 
Mind=Blown

Posted by zudthespud
@ryanwho said:
" This music video by someone who can't sing has inspired thousands of people who aren't funny. "
+1. I think Conan's version was the worst.