Assault and Battery (get it?) *ZAP*: *Disclaimer* I am reviewing the game based on the demo* Yes, yes I know the demo can't possibly give me the whole breadth and width of the amazing experience that is bla bla bla.  Anyhow, I loved the intro to the game. I love the art style. I am not enamored with the controls or the fighting. Granted, that the demo amounting to little more than an ESCORT MISSION of a #!!@#@#! train ...

OMFG ENOUGH EXPOSITION. Where is the GAME in this GAME?: Jesus Christ on a pogo stick. I finally finished MGS 4 last night. After skipping the last 2 cut scenes and having to sit through the unskippable/fast forwardable end credits (which I ended up pausing my console so I could pick up my kid from school), and THEN getting to the final screen, wherein Otacon and Snake are still yip yapping back and forth, I had had enough. For the ...