My favorite game stories this gen.
Pretty simple list.
Odds are I forgot something but oh well. Also Heavy Rain and Alan Wake were horribly written so I'm giving you the Mutumbo finger wag in advance.
Pretty simple list.
Odds are I forgot something but oh well. Also Heavy Rain and Alan Wake were horribly written so I'm giving you the Mutumbo finger wag in advance.
If you can't figure out how to turn a cell phone off, or think tanks and rocket launchers are better than story, not the game for you. The last 10% of the story...just damn man.
Wrex....dude WREX! Also the explanation of the ending/bad guy is surprisingly coherent in a land of bullshit sci fi contrivances. Sorry David Cage a McGuffin isn't a legitimate story element.
I smiled like a little school girl after snorting a bag of pixie sticks when Wrex came running towards me. The liara/leadership on Omega threads were awesome, the overall plot was a little weaker than the first but the characters were infinitely more developed.
Just play the game, it's too hard to explain otherwise.
Unoriginal but executed amazingly well. The voice acting/facial animations were super super impressive. The ending hit me harder than almost any game this gen.
Drake at his awesome Drakiest, again would be much higher if they didn't take a giant supernatural dump over their game with the magical yeti costumes/magic blue people/stupid boss fight.
Much like gta4 obviously but turned up the obnoxious crazyness too high and turned the realistic dark shit too low.
The further I get from this game the less I remember it fondly, but the first time through I was sucked in utterly and completely even though I'm not fond of the traditional isometric/baldur's gate style game.
The whole mocap acting made everything believable, would be much higher if they didn't shit all over their game with the nazi zombie damn nonsense.
Yeah it's a JRPG yeah it's mostly unoriginal, yeah I can't defend the story at all but whatever fuck it I enjoyed the story alot. Bonus, the dog has a pipe so fuck you.
Ok the story is nonsense, and I hated the gameplay, but I watched all the cutscenes in a row one insomnia filled youtube night. Sure I found it mostly hilariously bad but I watched all of it and that has to count for something right?
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