This would be a nice benchmark for my new computer

key pretty please!

If this is a pick randomly from the lot kind of a contest, I think that guy just "Pick proofed" himself pretty thoroughly...

There was once a magical pony in a far away land called ''Yo Yo town'' in Yo Yo town people were always happy but every summer a monster came up from the ground to eat innocent children and one day the magical pony saw this monster who came up from the ground he then went into super pony apocalypse mode and turned into a robot lobster. 
 
He used his lobster claw to strike this monster but missed because my raccoons name was billy, the monster then jumped in the air and punched the ground causing an earthquake.
 
The pony then used his super spin attack on the monsters face then the monster was all like 'NOOOO!!!'' but then the monster punched the unicorn in the face with his FALCON PUNCH, the unicorn died.
 
Then out of no where came a Pokemon trainer who realized that the monster was a fire type he then shouted '' Squirtle I choose you!''
the pokemon then flew out of the trainers pokeball. ''Use Hyro Pump Squirtle!!!'' he shouted, so he did. The attack was super effective! Monster was deafeted!
 
The town was happy once again! Professer Oak came when he heard you beat the monster!''
 
 But wait, there is more!
 
Elves came down from the sky with giant pieces of furniture and through them at the town ''AHHH!!'' they screamed in terror, the happy elves were evil!
 
They were walking around kicking people in the shins for no reason, then there was a giant scream coming from the crowd ''AHA! IS THIS OUT CHANCE!?'' the elves were all like ''Dude, WTF?!!?!?!?'' then chie beat their asses  like a pinata with a stick.
 
They all died and Chie was happy :D

 But then she died cause the cake was a lie :(
 
But wait!!!! There is more!!! :D :D :D
 
A super turtle came from the pancake machine and was all like ''Ima firin mah turtle thingy lazor'' then Neku came from the thing and used magic pins to kill the turtle cause he was all like evil and stuff..
 
Then I got the Starcraft 2 beta key because I spent 15 minutes thinking of this random crap to say.
 
The End! Or is it...
 
Yes, it is. I cant be fucked typing anymore.

Worth a shot.
 
The game looks a whole helluva lot more interesting than the first to me. Or maybe it's just that I was 6 when the first came out. Hm...

Count me in!  That beta looks awesome...

DO WANT!, that would get me a headstart against some of my friends who are insane at starcraft :p

oh hot diggity! count me in!

There's no way I can lose, I'm here for my wife and child!

Sign me up. :)

Starcraft 2 rocks almost as much as this blog.

ooh ooh I've been waiting SOOOOOO long! luck be with me!

Post is post.

I've been know to Craft stars...

too late? hope not!

Post for key~!

I'm game. Spin that wheel!

I hear Starcraft II is some sort of video game.

Starcraft is da bomb!!!

I like Starcraft.

It's a lie, he dosn't really have a beta key. He's a phony!

me me me

I am also in.

Eggs

A potential winner is me!

I'm in.

Im down for some raffle

i find this orgasmic 

I would like a Starcraft 2 beta key. Very much so.

Dude.

Sure, I'll give it a shot.

obligatory post

I want to play Starcraft II...

hi im a person

Can't you get in for free if you register a blizzard game on battle.net?

See that pic is a prize enough for me.  
 
But hey Ill toss my hat into the ring. Sign me up.