Copy n' pasting a chatlog... I'm Echo X-Ray Niner, the guy with the nickname that is meaningless. And True Blue's, well, True Blue.
 
Echo X-Ray Niner: Sounds more like NIER to be honest :P
True Blue: Yeah. That dude from Lost Odyssey and the Rugrats?
True Blue: LET'S DO IT!
Echo X-Ray Niner: I have a severe hatred for NIER nowadays.
True Blue: The only good voice actor is that book dude.
Echo X-Ray Niner: I read this OXM magazine in Denmark on the way home, it LOOKED like it had potential.
Echo X-Ray Niner: Then I heard the barely dressed 16-year-old.
Echo X-Ray Niner: And whatever bit of hope I had, which was dust to begin with...
Echo X-Ray Niner: .... Poof.
True Blue: I like the fact that she was a, uh, dick-women. I found that quite original, to be honest.
Echo X-Ray Niner: There's just so much wrong with the character.
Echo X-Ray Niner: Annoying.
Echo X-Ray Niner: Underaged.
Echo X-Ray Niner: Under... uh... dressed.
True Blue: She should be 30 years old.
Echo X-Ray Niner: And for fucks sake she can yap like a drunk fuckin' sailor.
True Blue: I don't know why they have to use youngins.
True Blue: Just... why?
Echo X-Ray Niner: Asshole, shit, fuck, goddammit, and hell in ONE line.
Echo X-Ray Niner: I suppose it's alright in a way.
Echo X-Ray Niner: But there's this mix those Japanese dipshits keep using for some moronic reason.
Echo X-Ray Niner: Underaged looks + Young-ass voice actor + Barely any clothes = Mindfuck.
True Blue: #1. Young age.
True Blue: #2. No clothes.
True Blue: #3. Bad-ass.
True Blue: #4. Cussing.
True Blue: #5 ????
True Blue: #6. PROFIT!
Echo X-Ray Niner: About as badass as a 12 year old yelling at you over Halo, to be frank.
True Blue: Yes, it's bad-ass. But the ass is bland and flat.
True Blue: Like a high school girl.
Echo X-Ray Niner: As wooden as a fuckin' tree.
True Blue: As flat as fucking Mississippi.
Echo X-Ray Niner: Dry as the Arizona desert.
True Blue: Cracked as a glaciar.
Echo X-Ray Niner: About as laughable as watching a heart patient on a roller coaster.
Echo X-Ray Niner: We aughta copy n' paste this for a flavor review tbh
True Blue: As prideful as Stalin.
Echo X-Ray Niner: About as likable as a Nazi.
True Blue: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
Echo X-Ray Niner: Seriously, we gotta make a review outta this.
True Blue: More hateful than a bunny.
Echo X-Ray Niner: About as funny as a " heh, dead crowd..." joke at a funeral.
True Blue: As much recoil as an AK without a barrel.
Echo X-Ray Niner: And in the end...
Echo X-Ray Niner: Her worth as a supporting cast member is about as joyful as a 17" rusty heroin needle rammed right up your A-R-S-E.
True Blue: But honestly, who the fuck cares when yo have a fucking book that talks in a dead, british accent?
Echo X-Ray Niner: I care.
True Blue:"dewnt let yo gard downn.*
Echo X-Ray Niner: Cause we cant use the book to royally bitchslap her repeatedly.
True Blue: True.
Echo X-Ray Niner: Wait, copy n' pasting this over to Giantbomb
True Blue: I wouldn't mind her purpose if she wasn't young and had no clothing.
True Blue: You do it. I all ready posted a chat box on my blog today.
Echo X-Ray Niner: For every cuss word she drops I want to shoot a small child with a shotgun.
Echo X-Ray Niner: To prove a point... or two.
Echo X-Ray Niner: One, the bitch is 99 problems.
Echo X-Ray Niner: Two, the 100th would be a crying small child... No longer a problem. 
 
Tada... 6/10.

We sure crafted a great review here, NJ. Did we?

Better than most of the shit you read nowadays!  We're honest, haven't played the game and we just hate it regardless of it's quality. On another note, that British book is damn awesome.

Billr Brasky was a dick-woman.