- Went to Walmart and found that they sell freaking pure blue raspberry Jolly Rancher syrup. It's totally something you'd expect to find only at Walmart but I was so excited. Got it and took a couple swigs of it right away and GOD DAMMIT
- (it was great)
- I later blended it up with some ice which was also great
- Bought and got all 200 on Interpol just to get one S rank closer to finishing that quest set. Pathetic..........yes. I actually enjoyed it a lot more than SOME PEOPLE. It's totally true that the pictures are way too blurry though.

That reminds me... a couple weeks ago, my sister got these brand soda-flavored hard candies (like Jolly Ranchers.) They came in Sprite, Orange Crush, A&W, and Dr. Pepper. The drawback was she could only buy them in pairs from vending machine capsules for 50 cents (like 50 Cent) each. I suggested we go online to see if we could find them available in bulk, because they were really good, and I figured that would be a fun thing for a kid. 
They did have them, but somewhere along the way we got sidetracked and decided on an 18-pack of Squeeze Pop, that really tacky, neon, melted-down (like syrup) lollipop croude that comes in a tube, in a variety of flavors including blue raspberry (like NOPE.) Can't find these anywhere now, and I remembered them being really delicious, although growing up they were the one candy my mom didn't allow me to have under any circumstances, citing them as "child abuse."
And now I'm inclined to agree. MAN, are they gross. The flavor is extremely unrefined and the very practice of consuming them makes you feel like the biggest sack of shit on the planet. No one in my family likes them and I'm trying to get rid of them. Ten remain, SOME half-eaten. Anyone out there, feel free to make me an offer and you will be eligible to inherit this shameful product.