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Guys! Have you heard of this new buzzword that's sweeping the nation? Nay, the WORLD! #ViralityWindow

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    Guys! Have you heard of this new buzzword that's sweeping the nation? Nay, the WORLD! #ViralityWindow
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    Do these Snickers make my butt look big?
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    I feel like I should apologize to these Walmart customers for all the gas I've been releasing. But, you know. Walmart.
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    Welp. Nearly dropping a phone on your face means it's time to turn in, right? G'nite, all!
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    Conan the Barbarian: The Musical (Arnold Schwarzenegger) http://t.co/91P1pmNSpd via @youtube
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    What the literal fuck? Walking Dead actress arrested for sending ricin-laced letters to PoTUS and Mayor Bloomberg. http://t.co/giXFoZI2HG
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    Super stupid or extra dumb? #Baseketball http://t.co/chNXIwZlqZ
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    The Housemartins - Flag Day: http://t.co/9kIkbcwowJ via @youtube #Tradition
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    So tired... Gonna mufflin sherpa them cromm- NO! Don't wanna sleep... Don- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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    When Animal would scream his name, I always thought it sounded more like "ENEMA!!!" #TheMuppetShow
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    Hmm. Lost a few followers. Apparently they couldn't deal with my smoldering awesomeness. I guess I'm just too cool for- PLEASE COME BACK!!!
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    But if EVERYONE had Daft Punk helmets, Daft Punk helmets would no longer be cool. Don't you see?
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    This black one w/white markings (inc. mittens/socks) we are calling Petunia. (I call her Tuni.) She's sweet as sugar. http://t.co/5WG66P43gB
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    This is the beautiful momma cat, whom we're calling Clementine. http://t.co/ZJBWV3n06Z
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    We're calling the all black one Batgirl. (Used to be Batman.) http://t.co/x9R4epiCqS
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    Anyone in the market for a kitten? Currently fostering two. Mom also available! http://t.co/696roEMHYL
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    Hey. Hey, @justinmcelroy... Fart patrol.
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    I never cease to be bemused by the ignorant cocks who strut about in their self-assurance.
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    Somewhere @DMC_Ryan just jizzed his pants.
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    WHO HAS TESTOSTERONE?!!!!!!! #E3