Dark Souls

• Finally made it to the next bonfire (the one in the Undead Parish, by the blacksmith)
• Got my knight to level 21. Now he can drink.
• Upgraded all my armor to +1... whatever that means
• Killed several "tough" enemies, thereby regaining a modicum of self-esteem.
• Got a new shield
• Died an ungodly number of times
• Questioned whether or not life is worth living
• F*CK!!!!!!!!

The Witcher

• Had sex with 3 more people (Spoiler alert: you can have sex with at least 3 people in this game)
• Leveled up twice
• Finally noticed how few character models seem to be in this game
• Decided my new mouse is the shit.
• Decided my new mouse pad is also the shit.
• Lit a Salamander on fire and found it amusing
• Thought about actual burn victims and felt bad about setting that dude on fire.
• Cleared out a Salamandra hideout

Batman: Arkham Asylum (GOTY Edition) (PC)

• Purchased for $9.99 on Steam. What a steal!
• Marveled at how amazing this game looks when you have 3 top-of-the-line video cards running at once and a ridiculously powerful [and overpriced] processor.
• Stared at my cape for a good 5 minutes
• Actually played the game for about 10 minutes. I'm impressed.

Neverwinter Nights

• Gave my fighter another shot
• Actually killed that goddamn sonofabitch sorceror
• Killed another goddamn sonofabitch sorceror on the next floor
• Killed a big orc-lookin' fella