My Adventures with Peppa Pig.
I chose a fox looking character with cool shades and a sick ass pink cap with a skull on it. And I'm wearing it BACKWARDS like a real punk. I walked over to Peppa's house and Mrs. Rabbit tells me where Peppa's house is. I then found a puddle of mud and had to jump in and get muddy cuz what are you even doing with your life if you don't jump in a mud puddle?
I made it to Peppa's house completely clean, apparently mud puddles aren't canon, and Peppa greets me at her house. We go upstairs to her room and I change into a pirate suit and we play tag with her brother George. Despite tagging Peppa and George multiple times they don't actually chase or tag me in return. They're just running around pretending that I didn't actually touch them. That's called cheating you little brats!
We go downstairs and find Daddy Pig making a salad. He says "Arr!" cuz I'm still dressed as a pirate. I tried to change back to my old badass clothes but it wouldn't let me. He asks me to mix it and I mix it up real good. Daddy Pig complemented my mixing skills. I'm a good helper. We go into the next room where Mommy Pig is reading a book. She says "Arr!" to me. Curse this pirate suit! I turn on the Telly and Mr. Potato is on. Peppa likes Mr. Potato, I have no opinions on it.
Daddy Pig comes into the room and says he has lost his glasses. Peppa and I go out to look for his glasses. I look in the trash can in the kitchen, they're not there. I look in the entrance, they're right there next to the stairs. How they got there I have no idea. I give them back to Daddy Pig and I get an achievement for 80 points. Wow!
We go outside and I'm suddenly back in my regular clothes. Hell yeah. Peppa suggests we go to her Grandparent's place down the way. We both jump into a mud puddle we find on the way there. Getting dirty is the best. We make it to Grandpa and Grandama Pig's place and I click on the first object I pass by there, the car. Suddenly, without being introduced to the elderly couple, we are driving to the beach. But I wanted to see Grandpa and Grandma Pig's house! So much potential history there! Oh the stories that Grandpa Pig surely had to tell that I'll never get to experience!
We make it to the beach but this is apparently a beach that has no sand. I didn't even know that was a thing. Grandpa and Grandma Pig try to gaslight us into thinking that walking on jagged rocks looking for puddles is just as good as building sandcastles but I know better. I wonder what I'll find in the puddle? Treasure perhaps?
Anyways, that's all for now. Stay tuned for the next installment of "My Adventures with Peppa Pig"
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