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This is some entertaining shit, looking forward to the next one.

Dan is such a wuss, I hope Patrick wins their challenge and makes him eat the shittiest shit ever.

I just want gifs of Drew's face during these stories.

I just hope there isn't constant donation reading like last year ugh.

Ken looks dumb to me. Oh well.

For me to have even an iota of interest in this game it was going to have to be mind-blowingly different from previous games or do something over the top incredible. This just looks like a boring old Assassin's Creed game. This series needs to change significantly or die.

Absinthe is fucking gross. Also I can't believe they are making repro carts based on shitty creepypasta stuff. "The Sonic cartridge was covered in the reddest, most hyperrealistic bloody blood and it was SPOOOooOoOOOoKy."

Danny is really good at morse code.

I kind of miss Alex's presence in this feature, I wish they would have thrown Jeff Dracular in there or something.