Drop and roll.

5.6 baby yeah!

@IBurningStar said:

Did you unlock any achievements?

Achievement unlocked: Your house and everything you own is destroyed.

Did you unlock any achievements?

Are you the one person who was injured?

Have sex and enjoy the after shocks.

Take cover under the one thing still standing in Oklahoma: The sky.

Or everything, really.

So the cows got spontaneously tipped?

Where you trapped in an elevator with a lovely lady you had a crush on but she had you in the "friend zone", and did you comfort her in her time of need and get to second base?

Well, this has generated about the discussion value I expected. Threads with this little text in them are considered spam and so violate the forum rules.