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Well, I just unironically said that something involving an energy drink made me swoon. It may be time for me to cut back.
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The Miss America contestant that listed 'Making French Toast' as one of her passions is my new favorite.
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Is it a little weird that the Miss USA pageant is on Father's Day or is it just me?
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Tracy Morgan is distractingly skinny in the 1st/2nd season of 30 Rock. I am distracted.
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I can't tell the difference between Amy Adams and Isla Fisher.
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Am I racist?
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3 hours of softball = Worst allergies ever. Guess I'm gonna need to use this Sudafed for something besides making a giant pile of meth.
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Sometimes I think I'm a douche but then I see 3 people at the gym working out in trucker hats and it really puts things into perspective.
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My boss asked me to make copies today and it took every single ounce of my self restraint to keep from saying "...with...a tanning bed???"
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Drinking Johnnie Walker Green while watching a commercial for Johnnie Walker with Christina Hendricks during Mad Men. IS THIS INCEPTION????
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I knew I'd get a CAT scan someday but I always imagined it would be because the government wanted to study my brain to harness its power.
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Arrested Development season 4 is up. TASTE THE HAPPY!
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Any time that anyone posts a picture of food on Facebook...I'm going to start responding "They should make a coooooooool ranch one."
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My dream woman?
Probably the Jack in the Box social media intern.
I suppose you could say that she's my #FaveFlave
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Wearing shorts because its the middle of May and someone needs to take a stand. I'm like the Gandhi of bad weather.
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If there isn't a "Call me Maeby" gag in the new season of Arrested Development, we have failed as a society.
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Just saw a dude riding a motorcycle with a dog sitting on his lap zipped up in his jacket. It was so cute. So-keah.
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Duuuuuuude, 24 is back this fall!!! It's been way too long since I've experienced the joy of a Jack Bauer Power Hour.
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Just drank two glasses of scotch and watched all of Varsity Blues. I probably could've done something cooler but I DON'T WANT...YOUR LIFE.
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Pourin' one out for Happy Endings tonight. A better funnier version of How I Met Your Mother...of course it gets canceled.
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Hiiighwaaay toooo the Trader Joe's *Duh da nah da daaa* -Tony Gaul via Kenny Loggins
Well, I just unironically said that something involving an energy drink made me swoon. It may be time for me to cut back.
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