Two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin says "man its hot in here" the other goes "Ahhhhh a talking muffin"

What does a grape and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except for the elephant.

What cries, red and is getting smaller and smaller?

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A baby brushing it's hair with a potato peeler.

@Dantekiller: heres an original: a reclining chair factory would be a laid back place to work

why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

because he was dead.

@ZeForgotten said:

My lame joke that made someone chuckle at some point!

"The only change I've seen in the previous Call of Duty games is that the Credits keeps getting shorter #endterriblejokeaboutpeoplegettingfired"

That was good.

My lame joke that made someone chuckle at some point!

"The only change I've seen in the previous Call of Duty games is that the Credits keeps getting shorter #endterriblejokeaboutpeoplegettingfired"

lol

What's grey and can't swim?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A parking lot.

what is the lamest joke and or line you know let us know muhahaha