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Nov. 14, 2008
  • deadgopher commented on Vinny's editorial review Resistance 2
    My God. Why is it that I've only found ONE reviewer in the entire world (gameplayer.com.au) that doesn't think this game's visuals shit butterflies?RESISTANCE 2 LOOKS LIKE SHIT.Every website on the face of the earth praises this game for looking incredible, merely mentioning "small graphical glitches which are forgivable due to the scale of the game." I'm glad to see GiantBomb hasn't been spewing any of this fanboy tripe (which ...
    11 months, 4 weeks ago
Nov. 13, 2008
  • deadgopher commented on Ryan's editorial review Mirror's Edge
    Just completed the game (pacifist-style, I might add) -- The story is pretty worthless, and had the gameplay not been completely innovative, the visuals so beautiful, or had there not been time trial and speed run modes, it would only be worth a rental. The time trials can get very difficult, offsetting the exceedingly short campaign with meticulous, well crafted, "How can I shave off those four god damn seconds," ...
    11 months, 4 weeks ago
Nov. 9, 2008
  • deadgopher commented on Jeff's editorial review Fallout 3
    Although I have a much higher opinion of Fallout 3 (finished it last night, about 45 hours spent and still have a couple major side quests to complete), I think we can all agree that Gob is awesome.Don't hit me!
    12 months ago
Nov. 7, 2008
Nov. 6, 2008
  • I'm right there with zitosilva, it's that "new game smell" and the crinkle of plastic wrapping being discarded that gives me great pleasure. Hey ladies, having problems getting that man to notice you? Try new "Game Case" by Mexican Disc Manufacturers.I dig the idea of the map pack, so long as it is offered for purchase on PSN or XBL -- otherwise, if people trade in too many copies those ...
    1 year ago
Nov. 4, 2008
  • When I was a freshman in high school (1998), I watched wrestling for about a month. I'm so fucking embarrased.
    1 year ago
Oct. 21, 2008
  • @TwoOneFive: You probably meant to post that on the GameSpot forums. I don't see anyone here talking about graphics (in fact, I agree with you: it's not a bad looking game).
    1 year ago
  • There's no MUTE PLAYER functionality in SOCOM, either. That's a huge pain in the ass when someone is being a douche or this buggy fucking game decides not to disable voice after the person has released the Push-to-Talk button.Not to mention, SOCOM has crashed my PS3 more than once and stutters mid-game frequently.Also, 1UP's review is totally dead on. Cheers to ReTarDedFisHy for directing my attention thusly.
    1 year ago
Oct. 2, 2008
Sept. 26, 2008
Sept. 19, 2008
  • My Gamestop must be like a shimmering diamond in a sea of dog shit. The employees there are fantastic. Yes, they ask you for pre-orders but they don't force or degrade your if you choose not to. They know their shit, too, which to a gaming news blog addict like myself, simply means I don't have to speak to idiots when I go in to pick up my latest fix. ...
    1 year, 1 month ago
  • The Wii should have been the death of Nintendo, or at the very least, their living-room-console efforts. They were simply extremely clever with it's marketing efforts and targeting an audience of impulse-purchasing "family people."Only time will tell if their shift of target demographic and marketing strategies will keep them going. If this was GameCube 2, they'd already be dead.
    1 year, 1 month ago
Sept. 15, 2008
Sept. 5, 2008
  • I've got a console that red rings 1 out of every 20 times it boots up. It never crashes mid-game. I haven't called it in because, honestly, 1 out of 20? I feel lucky.Though I'm really pissed about not having HDMI and want to call them and bitch about my 3rd RROD console and beg for an HDMI replacement.
    1 year, 2 months ago
Aug. 27, 2008
  • deadgopher commented on Brad's editorial review Space Siege
    @RoosterfeetYeah, I agree ... I kept looking at these screenshots and saying to myself, "Shadowgrounds Survivor looks better than this, probably plays better, and I got both games for $15."Meh. I'll try a demo but I'd rather play more Castle Crashers.
    1 year, 2 months ago
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