There is only one I believe in. Before Bomb and After Bomb are the timelines we'll be discussing, and here is how the earth started:  
 
Many years ago (3 give or take) the internet was kinda lame with video game reviews and stuff. Then a giant bomb exploded and a group of mighty duders initiated the best free thing on the internet (and in my opinion the best thing on the internet period).  
 
Then, 3 righteous years later, they gave you the option of paying for even more fun stuff! 
 
And now we wait to see what comes next.

Jeff reviewed the forbidden Kane and was cast away by the Gamespot rulers while Ryan left to join him.  Eventually Jeff and Ryan released Vinny and Brad and they were the Fantastic 4 of GB.

I came in here expecting a half-assed troll, but was pleasantly surprised with what I found. Now if you would all turn to the first verse of the book of Bomb.
 
And for those that don't like to read, here is a link to a video version of Bomb 1:1.
 http://www.giantbomb.com/how-to-build-a-bomb-ep01/17-11/
 
Oh, and can someone get a young priest and an old priest for Kaveman, please? He is talking in nonsensical demon gibberish and I feel he might be possessed.

The gospel of BLAP!

This mean's  IO Interactive, the developers of kane and lynch are technically god right?
 
And you don't call it payment anymore, it's called tithing.
 

" This mean's  IO Interactive, the developers of kane and lynch are technically god right?
 
And you don't call it payment anymore, it's called tithing.   "

" this is dumb as fuck how about you put the effort you put into this to better use such as bettering your life as it must be real bad "

HIS STATEMENTS ARE SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN!!!

Amen!

I can't tell if this is a joke or not =/ people actually do legitimately seem to worship the staff members of this site.

" I can't tell if this is a joke or not =/ people actually do legitimately seem to worship the staff members of this site. "

" @BeachThunder said:

" I can't tell if this is a joke or not =/ people actually do legitimately seem to worship the staff members of this site. "

Yeah, it's always a bit unnerving when posters drink the Flavor Aid and parrot the staff members' opinions. "

Quite possibly the worst thread ever made.

" @teh_pwnzorer said:

" @BeachThunder said:

" I can't tell if this is a joke or not =/ people actually do legitimately seem to worship the staff members of this site. "

Yeah, it's always a bit unnerving when posters drink the Flavor Aid and parrot the staff members' opinions. "

You smug anti-Bombers, always trying to start shit. "

And thus, our prophet Vinny, keeper of the archives, did speak the word "Cunt." And there was much rejoicing.

This thread sucks.

And I thought I might actually find something interesting here.
 
@RJMacReady: The Thing kicks ass.

This thread had a lot of potential, it just needed the story to be way more fleshed out.

" @ajamafalous said:

" @teh_pwnzorer said:

" @BeachThunder said:

" I can't tell if this is a joke or not =/ people actually do legitimately seem to worship the staff members of this site. "

Yeah, it's always a bit unnerving when posters drink the Flavor Aid and parrot the staff members' opinions. "

You smug anti-Bombers, always trying to start shit. "

Don't drink, speak your mind.
 

"

I wouldn't trust darwin's theory, he was hypnotised most of his life by occultist illuminati to bring the evolution theory to the world which was the most perfect way to discredit god.

 
If you don't belive me, just type in google, darwin and illuminati to see the patterns. I for one don't care if you (athesist) doesn't belive it. It might possibly be true.

" HIS STATEMENTS ARE SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN!!! "

IN BOMB WE TRUST

One of the the top 10 worst threads of all time. OF ALL TIME!