Demsale

pillowy soft dicks in half the time

@thomascro: @thomascro: whenever he says Xiapi I think he's saying CRP? It should be like Shee-ah/Shyah Pee You'd think a multimillion dollar dev company could learn some proper mandarin pronunciation before making this. He pronounces Cao Cao wrong, it should be more like Tsao Tsao rather than Sao Sao. No idea why they've got a damn umlaut on Lu Bu's name.

He pronounces Xiahou Dun totally wrong, I can't even write what he said down but it's meant to be Shyah-Hoe, not whatever the hell he said (something like Jay-how?)

As a professional chef I can tell you that sous vide eggs is bullshit, you can make scrambled eggs in 30 seconds and ramen eggs done sous vide is pointless because it's just a soft boiled egg.

HOWEVER it's incredible for red meat and fish.

That Ursa Major looks like the silhouette of a Pokemon

Hey Dan, most of the heat moves come from holding different objects and ONLY pressing triangle and only when the icon is visible, no other inputs, including movement, no need to grab. All object heat moves will work while standing next to an enemy who is also standing and also while the enemy is on the ground.

Bring on Shenmue 2

I really hope this isn't another episode of frustration

@chinery: I wanted to cry