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David Bowie Presents "Cat People" the movie, an open letter

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See these eyes so green?  I can stare for a thousand years. 

On the planet Katillion, there are those who do just that.  But this is not the story of the Splintered Legion monks and their far seeing stance.  This is the story of young Felixufus and his comely bride, Tabbitha.  Their journey for truth and fortune take them far from the wind swept deserts of the western tribe.  Danger and trial await them at Katillion's Northern Hisslands.
 
Will their love be enough to keep them warm?  Can a fool hearty pirate with a chemical dependancy really be the key to their eventual salvation?  Will there be CG dragons-kat hybrids?  All of these questions are answered in my 320 page script.
 
Put out my fire with gasoline, Mr. Bowie.  My eyes are red like jungle burning fire.
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@dhuff said:
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" @dhuff said:
Will there be CG dragons-kat hybrids? 
This part really, really reminded me about that "Dragonbrain" commercial in Grand Theft Auto IV.   "The Dragons, they're flyin' upside-down! The CG Machine is broken again!"  Anyway, Katillion, seriously? Northern Hisslands? Laying the cat stuff on a bit thick. I mean, I know, but still. "
I didn't even detail the primeval sport of "Katwalk" in which our heroes are world champions.  Did you know that Catpeople is already a movie and that the song was recorded for it?  I of course found this out after my post.  Oh the places we could have gone... as cat people. "
Oh man. Like, two things would be acceptable. Heck, maybe just places or countries or something. But...a sport called Katwalk? Do they go to Appurrbees or something? 
 
...Ack, I suck at cat puns. This is just weird.
 
But...you know, I would totally watch Dragonbrain. Heck, I'd watch almost anything Rockstar put as a commercial. "The Science Of Crime! It's Forensically... Boring."
 
Heck, I'd even watch more commercials from them.
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@Capum15 said:
" @dhuff said:
Will there be CG dragons-kat hybrids? 
This part really, really reminded me about that "Dragonbrain" commercial in Grand Theft Auto IV.   "The Dragons, they're flyin' upside-down! The CG Machine is broken again!"  Anyway, Katillion, seriously? Northern Hisslands? Laying the cat stuff on a bit thick. I mean, I know, but still. "
I didn't even detail the primeval sport of "Katwalk" in which our heroes are world champions.  Did you know that Catpeople is already a movie and that the song was recorded for it?  I of course found this out after my post.  Oh the places we could have gone... as cat people.
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@dhuff said:
Will there be CG dragons-kat hybrids? 
This part really, really reminded me about that "Dragonbrain" commercial in Grand Theft Auto IV. 
 
"The Dragons, they're flyin' upside-down! The CG Machine is broken again!"
 
Anyway, Katillion, seriously? Northern Hisslands? Laying the cat stuff on a bit thick. I mean, I know, but still.
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See these eyes so green?  I can stare for a thousand years. 

On the planet Katillion, there are those who do just that.  But this is not the story of the Splintered Legion monks and their far seeing stance.  This is the story of young Felixufus and his comely bride, Tabbitha.  Their journey for truth and fortune take them far from the wind swept deserts of the western tribe.  Danger and trial await them at Katillion's Northern Hisslands.
 
Will their love be enough to keep them warm?  Can a fool hearty pirate with a chemical dependancy really be the key to their eventual salvation?  Will there be CG dragons-kat hybrids?  All of these questions are answered in my 320 page script.
 
Put out my fire with gasoline, Mr. Bowie.  My eyes are red like jungle burning fire.