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Nov. 5, 2009
Oct. 24, 2009
  • Riddick. Going to have to buy a pair of swimming goggles to substitute, only authentic looking pair cost over one thousand dollars... Fuck that.   But I am buying his Ulak Blades for $35. I'm going to feel so bad ass...
    2 weeks ago
Oct. 21, 2009
  • Fr0Br0 replied to the topic Drinking Games
    Every time somebody gets into an open vehicle and leaves your ass to swim or walk for 5 minutes just to get shot, die and have to do it all over again DRINK! (Battlefields) Every time you sacrifice Yoshi to make a jump, pour some Henney... THEN DRINK THE REST! (Super Mario World)
    2 weeks, 3 days ago
Oct. 20, 2009
Oct. 19, 2009
  • Didn't mean to spam the forums? Ya, uh-huh sure. I bet this was all part of your diabolical plan to spread the word of your website. You act innocent now, but in real life you are rubbing your hands together with an evil grin saying to yourself "Yes, this is all going exactly as planned." I see through your act...
    2 weeks, 5 days ago
  • It's not really a blog to why he doesn't like Uncharted 2, but how Uncharted helped him mature. Pretty interesting piece of writing, though.
    2 weeks, 5 days ago
Oct. 15, 2009
Oct. 14, 2009
  • Fr0Br0 replied to the topic Brutal Legend Quotes. in the Brütal Legend board.
    "Hell ya!"
    3 weeks, 3 days ago
  • So what you're saying is that if a game incorporates every mechanic to ever take place in a game even though it does each mechanic poorly, we should cut it some slack and give it a better score? That doesn't make sense.  A game is meant to be fun. If that fun is spoiled in any way, in this case the RTS controls, then you should expect it to be ...
    3 weeks, 3 days ago
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Oct. 13, 2009
  • Fr0Br0 replied to the topic PS3 Headset?
    Just get the Official PS3 Headset. It's great. Worth the $30. Very good quality for both hearing and speaking.
    3 weeks, 4 days ago
  • Not only does she approve, she also plays. Her roommate brought a PS2 over and I went to Gamestop with her and bought Soul Caliber II, Sly Cooper and Kingdom Hearts. I never knew shopping with a girl could be so much fun...  She also plays Fire Emblems, Harvest Moon, and any other RPG where the learning curve isn't too steep. As soon as my friend is done with my ...
    3 weeks, 4 days ago
  • Fr0Br0 replied to the topic New Avatar
    I once said I was never going to change my avatar. I lied to you all. Sue me.
    3 weeks, 4 days ago
Oct. 12, 2009
Oct. 11, 2009
  • Going as Riddick. Getting his goggles, white contact lenses even his knifes. I'll then be going to a party three hours away from where I live. Why? Because there ain't shit happening down here...
    3 weeks, 6 days ago
Added by Fr0Br0 on Sept. 21, 2009

Similar to how Guitar Hero has introduced a lot of older artists and bands to a younger generation or to a demographic that hasn't been exposed to too much hard rock, I believe this game could be the best thing to happen to Metal in years. For example, I am not a huge Metal Head, but the approach this game takes by combining Tim Schafer's hilarity ,the great art concept and the simple fact the Jack Black is featured (as well as more well known artists like Ozzy) means this will attract a lot of attention. And with that attention will come curiosity to what the big deal about Heavy Metal is and after spending time with the game many will find the reason it is so beloved by hearing the great bands everybody talks about blasting in the background.
 
But with the new comers, there is bound to be elites who claim to be the original lovers of the music and and constantly shit on "bandwagon jumpers." This cannot be avoided and I do not look forward to this during online matches, but it's something you have to put up with when you involve online play.
 
Thoughts from any "veteran" metal fans or people who are interested in the game yet weren't a fan of metal before hand.
Related to: Brütal Legend


Added by Fr0Br0 on Aug. 1, 2009

Alright, it's been a year since Pineapple Express, so you know what that means? Time for another Judd Apatow movie! I love this guy's movies. He is a comic genius when it comes to cinema. The guy has been very inspirational with the style of comedy that can be very raunchy, yet still appeal to so many people. He's one of my favorite current writers and the guy's directing skills can be pretty impressive for somebody who focuses on comedy.

Enough with my JA dick riding, now let me talk about his new movie, Funny People. When I first saw the trailers for Funny People I thought it would be a more sentimental approach. If you don't know, FP is a movie about a stand up comic/actor who finds out he has a very rare disease and doesn't have much longer to live. The trailer doesn't give much more information than that so it was hard to determine how much actual comedy would be in it. However, the jokes in those trailers were enough to make me believe it was a Apatow movie so I knew I was going to see it.

I saw the movie opening day (tonight) and I haven't laughed for so long and hard for the entire summer. Before you ask, yes, I have seen The Hangover. That movie was my old summer comedy king. Well, that movie was just dethroned. FP offers more than just rehtard jokes and slapstick comedy. FP has much more witty writing, almost all the jokes were hilarious and no tiny penises flying at your face!

Funny People gave off a fresh comedy taste by giving us a complex plot and quite a few subplots. The movie focuses on character development (which you should expect out of a JA movie) but it was really entertaining to see how much shit the main character must go through before he realizes he needs to makes some changes. It came off feeling very natural. There was plenty of drama, but it was all sped up with a constant barrage of funny quirks and comments.

To all the people who are usually turned off by Adam Sandler movies, don't fear. Sandler doesn't do his known "is he retarded, or just really stupid?" role he has done in the past. Sandler gives a good emotional performance that can almost rival his from Punch Drunk Love. He goes back to his roots and gives a great performance of a stand up comic as he delivers all of his funny lines perfectly.

The only real drawback is that this movie is looooong. It's a little more than 2 and a half hours. I felt like they could have cut out some of the more dramatic scenes involving the main character's ex, but they back this by beefing up the comedy. Overall, Sandler and Rogen were both hilarious. There was great writing, great delivery and the stand up comedy portions were all great. There are some hilarious cameos (Eminem cussing out Ray Romano had me in stitches) and this is hands down my comedy pick of the summer. It's a shame that I have a feeling that this one will be lost at the box offices.



Added by Fr0Br0 on July 23, 2009

Hello. Greetings. Salutations. I've come to tell you all about an online comic strip. Yep, you heard me right. Online comic strip. Amazing what technology has brought us. It's like a new revolution. A first of it's kind (Penny Arcade? What's that?) You can't get this stuff in newspapers. Newspapers wouldn't even dare put this stuff on their boring, drab pages. These comics are too good for newspapers. Newspapers couldn't generate an audience anywhere close to what the interwebs could draw. That is why I bring you, Cyanide and Happiness. Behold in it's amazing sense of humor, revel in it's deep artistic visuals, and fall in love with it's deep character development.






























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Added by Fr0Br0 on April 25, 2009

Thanks to everybody who gave me feedback on my first review. I'm glad people got the sense of it and I'm going to keep my word of writing more reviews with today's poor candidate, Far Cry 2. Unlike last time, where I reviewed a game I loved, I didn't enjoy Far Cry 2 nearly as much so I wrote the review in a different direction. I gave credit where no credit was due and praised the worst aspects of the game. Here is a sample (Full review here) And please leave more feedback and thanks for reading.

"Continuing with the emersion aspect, using emotions to convey me being the character was done very nicely, but the thing that still amazes me to this day is the injury be gone mechanic. Whenever you get pumped with enough bullets, your body will develop an injury that anybody who was in African firefights would receive. This means lion bites, sun burns and malaria. I watched in awe when my character put sun tan lotion onto his beautifully crafted 2 degree sun burn marks. I closed my eyes, injected morphine into my body and clenched my teeth onto a wooden plank every time my character sewed up his lion wounds. And I felt the pills run down my dry throat as my malaria was instantly cured. What other game can do that to you? None, I tell you. I must warn you that these injury be gone mechanics may make the queasy puke. (Yeah, it’s that awesome.)"




Added by Fr0Br0 on April 16, 2009

Looking back at what I've done for Giantbomb, I haven't done a lot other than a couple blogs and some forum posts. So I thought I'd start writing reviews. But then I look at some reviews already written and thought "Damn, my reviews can't touch this." That's when I figured I'd give my reviews my own spice. In case you don't know (You probably don't) I'm a pretty sarcastic person. I'm going to write sort of "fake reviews" of games. I will call them "The Idiot's Review of Sarcasm (Great name, I know)" They are meant to be taken for fun and not to offend anybody's secret love affair with the game I'm reviewing. I will have played all the games I review so I have a good grip of what they are and poke fun and points I think deserve to be poked at. I will give the game a score in reality I think it deserves so it won't screw up the system. Here's a sample of my work, so enjoy and look out for future reviews :)

The Idiot's Review of Sarcasm - Persona 4 (Full Review Here)

"The main character of the game sets foot in a Japanese high school, which is similar to any other high school except the teachers can abuse and say whatever the hell they want to kids and when a student yells "rape" nobody listens. At this high school, you'll meet your friends who accompany you on your journey. The game tries to emotionally connect you to these characters through a dating sim system (Yes, it is as lame as it sounds) in which the character would forcibley bawl out their inner most secrets about how their uncle touched them as a small child. All of which went over my head because I could give a bigger whoop about these problem childs. You see, most of the game is set up to make the player connect with the characters, but I had an easier time connecting with the latest cast of "Rock of Love." Just because somebody is on the edge of suicide and I am there to comfort them doesn't mean I actually like them, I'm just trying to keep them from killing themselves. But by the end of the game, I didn't care whether my friends ended up getting killed in the television because I was starting to suspect the main character was the one throwing them in tv's just to shut up the annoyingness. Seriously, Yoskue, if you talk about your Saki-Senpai one more time, I'm going to drown you in actual Sake."



Fr0Br0's Reviews
The Idiot's Review With Sarcasm - Far Cry 2 (PS3)
I know this review of the game is a little late as it came out exactly one year ago. But I have to admit, I’m a little hazy on the game. It’s strange, from what I remember of the game, it takes place in a place called- hold on, bad ...
Reviewed by Fr0Br0 on April 25, 2009

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The Idiot's Review of Sarcasm - Persona 4 (PS2)
So I've been a fan of the website Giantbomb. Maybe you've heard of it (lawlz, funny joke NOBODY has ever made before). Every so often, the website's editors, Jeff Gertsmann and Vinny Corleone, embark on an epic journey called the Endurance Run. This isn't a sequel to the Simon Pegg ...
Reviewed by Fr0Br0 on April 16, 2009


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Pepsiman 9 minutes ago
Pepsiman continues to love the sense of humor Atlus' localization team has in their work. Who else other than them would have Black Frost insult a boss by saying, “Hee-ho! It's a meatball! A talking meatball, ho!”
jakob187 11 hours, 9 minutes ago
jakob187 would like to remind folks that he's pissed about the PC version of MW2. Doesn't mean he won't be rockin' the fuck out of the console version!
Claude 1 day, 8 hours ago
is playing games.
Bucketdeth 1 day, 21 hours ago
Bucketdeth got his first Platinum trophy from Borderlands, awesome game.
artofwar420 4 days, 4 hours ago
Borderlands is the shit.
RHCPfan24 5 days, 3 hours ago
RHCPfan24 is in a good mood. :D
BoG 1 week, 5 days ago
BoG no esta.
Aljosa15 3 weeks, 6 days ago
Aljosa15 is hyped for Brutal Legend on Tuesday!