Breaking News!!! From the makers of a game very similar to this one: Agri-obliterator 2011 comes this amazing new genre bending experience:
Maximum Traffic Jam Simulator 2011 - EXTREME
Will you own the traffic, or will the traffic own you?!? You jump into the action as the driver, and you finally get to live the dream, and sit in traffic jams in various cities - for hours on end. You're trying to get somewhere or another, but you're gonna be late REALLY late, your goal is to get there as least late as possible. But guaranteed whenever you get there, you're gonna be screamed at. You play in real time! Literally sitting through hours upon hours of real traffic in simulated cities, with accurate real-world modeled traffic patterns and chaos! Watch in dismay as EVERY lane EXCEPT yours moves! Think changing lanes will change that? Think again! Finally you can enjoy all the full mind-bending traffic experience from the comfort of your own home!
Just look at those dials! 90% of your gameplay will consist of playing with your radio/ipod (yes, you can even import your own MP3s into the game!), checking your GPS, messing with the AC/Heat, talking to yourself, staring into space, pounding your fists and head against the dashboard, watching other drivers (pick their noses and whatnot) and - flicking off and screaming at other drivers who can't hear you!! The game practically plays itself.....
This revolutionary new game will completely change the way you think about video games.
These images can't possibly capture all the fun you'll have. You will literally wet yourself waiting for something to happen. Obligatory but completely unnecessary DLC expansion packs will add:
New international cities! Get trapped in traffic in India or even Mexico City!
New vehicles - Wallow in extreme traffic, in even smaller, crappier vehicles, with a broken radio, AC/Heat and/or window
Fender benders! Scream in dismay as you have to get out of your vehicle to deal with the situation, even though traffic is finally moving again!
Coop! Yes, finally! Now another player is a passenger, who literally just sits in the vehicle. They can also play with the music, monkey with the GPS - even give you bad directions and yell at you! Optionally other players can be in separate car - flipping you the bird and screaming at you - no worries, you won't notice them, and you can't hear them anyway!
The Extreme Bus Driver Experience - finally play as an actual bus driver stuck in traffic with a bus load of obnoxious kids bouncing around, screaming and singing classics like "The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round" or "100 Bottles of Bear on the Wall"! You can even choose the age range of your passengers from pre-school to high school. Even drive the short bus!!!
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