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Dorje

I have a powerful desire to finish my backlog of games, it must be summertime.

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Games I Will Finish When I'm Left In a Nursing Home by My Children

I'd like to think that I will finish them before I'm so old that I'm not a danger to myself, but let's be honest, at some point, I will be distracted by another game. So, once I'm on a fixed income and stuck in a nursing home, while I still have my faculties and can figure out how to use a controller, I want to finish these games. My Twilight Zone moment is that I'm in the nursing home, I have my systems setup, I can still think and figure shit out, and then the damn systems break, there are no inexpensive ways to fix it, and I'm sad and alone without my video games. Good God nooooooo!

Mass Effect isn't on this list because I always finish those. Always.

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  • I will find my father and kick him in the nuts for leaving me. Seriously, who does that to their kid.

  • I haven't even opened this game because I keep saying to myself, "Once I finish 3, I swear I'll do this." It's going to be dusty.

  • This one may be to hard for me when my twitch muscles are slack, but I'm an optimist.

  • Any Zelda game really. Just finishing one would be great.

  • HURRAY FOR METAPHORS!

  • Probably what will happen is that I won't be able to figure out a damn thing about this game. Nurses will worry about me as I yell, "HOW THE FUCK DO I DRINK A FUCKING POTION!"

  • I will get off the Sprawl and bang Daina by pressing X repeatedly, and feel like a dirty old man.

  • This game is huge and I feel obligated to finish it just because they worked hard. I'll probably die before I get to it.

  • I'm going to skip to 2 and beat it. If I'm still alive, I'll go after 3.
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