feetoffthesky

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  • feetoffthesky tweeted
    Woman asks if hotel coffee is any good. I say,"Well do you like just regular coffee?" "Yeah I mean I drink lattes all the time." She retorts
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    My tight ass skinny hipster jeans have exposed an inherint design flaw in the 3DSXL. Further study needed to confirm 3DS having same flaw.
  • feetoffthesky tweeted
    My whole life is spiraling into a dark pit of surrealism and I don't have enough sleep to stem the tide
  • feetoffthesky tweeted
    Is molly a thing in this town now? I hear so many random ppl talking about it and they have no idea what it is.
  • feetoffthesky tweeted
    It is impossible for Connor from ac to sit in a chair the right way
  • feetoffthesky tweeted
    Just realized that Bioshock Infinite is the most fleshed out example of Schrodinger's Cat that exists. As in the game as a whole.
  • feetoffthesky tweeted
    No I can't give you the digital information about your credit card back to you when you check out because... because technology you twit.
  • feetoffthesky tweeted
    Homeless dude literally has iPhone and macbook. What in the literally holy fuck are u doing dude? Pawn that shit for a car to sleep in.

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