OK so Asura from Asura's Wrath just woke up with a hangover and has a cup of coffee and goes into his living room then, stubs the fuck out of his toe on his coffee table and spills hot coffee all over his lap. While at the same time see's some asshole in a SUV side swipe his brand new Honda Civic that he parked outside.
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Jackie Chan whose grandfather has just died, is on a ladder in a construction site, with a baby in one arm, and MOST IMPORTANTLY he wants no trouble.
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