Yeah, this is mega spoilery. I tried my best to be a good person and I stuck with Kenny unless he was saying something totally insane. I found myself only really giving a shit about Clementine, Kenny & his family and Carley, pretty much everyone else was expendable. Maybe I'm just really heartless or the the writing didn't live up to the standards everyone has been hyping up for the last six months. I think the second episode was the strongest and the back half of episode 3 was mind numbingly boring.(mostly from a gameplay perspective)

I was sad at a couple of points, but not even close to tearful. and the ending between Lee and Clementine seemed so predictable after they had gone out of their way to make sure you taught her to be strong and use a gun, and then get bitten. I've seen the TV show... It's always about the messiest outcome. There was no way in hell Lee was going to survive this game... Now if they killed Clementine, I'd have been appropriately shocked.

I think the game is good, very good in fact, I'm really glad I played it, but It really comes down to somethign as simple as this for me. The story was good... For a video game.

And I'm a heartless fuck. (obviously)

Episode 1

Saved Duck. I had nothing against the other dude, but I was always gonna save the child and Kenny seemed like a nice dude.

Didn't give the bitten lady the gun.

Let Doug(?) die. He seemed nice enough, but I was a little endeared by Carley's radio battery idiocy.

Episode 2

Didn't shoot the mad lady in the woods

Clementine ate some of that dudes leg. ("It's people" is the wrong dialogue option apparently)

Held Lilly back while Kenny splutched her dad

Spared both brothers.

Episode 3

Helped out Lilly

Lilly shot Carley in the face...

Left that bitch to die as it seemed like Carley was down for some boning.

Shot Duck in the face myself (I got emotional here)

Saved Crista accidently...I'd much rather have saved Omid.

Episode 4

Chuck bought it, whatevs.

Killed the boy in the attic myself.

Ben was a dick, couldn't wait to let him die, let him go. I was expecting to have a section where I would choose who wasn't getting on a boat... I planned on ditching the whiney, untrustworthy traitor, turns out the game would let me kill him sooner... Yay!

Episode 5

Cut off my arm. (GNGHHH!)

Kenny died idiotically saving Crista... I found this to be massively out of character and took me right out of the game.

Crista and Omid crossed first I killed a bunch of zombies on the way to the hotel.

Dude was a nut. Shot that bitch right in the face.

Clementine killed my face.

Clementine sees some people off in the distance in a field.