Here is what I want, and is proving to be an impossible task to find:
 
A modded PS2.  The modded PS2 can play backups/import games (and dvd's, I got one British dvd).  Also, it would have a hard drive, so I could theoretically copy games to it, for faster load times.
 
So, not a huge deal, but it's proving to be such a chore to find.  What a bummer.