JamesM

Flight delayed. Incredibly tedious know-it-all behind me is going ON and ON about how there's no such thing as a software fault. SHUT UP.

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    Flight delayed. Incredibly tedious know-it-all behind me is going ON and ON about how there's no such thing as a software fault. SHUT UP.
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    Don't search for a solution to the problem, Windows. You will find nothing but disappointment.
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    This door isn't working properly. http://t.co/EBlaLt83zK
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    On the train with earphones in. Nothing playing; just trying to deaden the faintly obnoxious drone of 4 guys just drunk enough to be loud.
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    Single-letter variable names? Yes please!
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    This wall was struck by arrows. http://t.co/2ASLAuNU5H
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    I find most use of slashes in non-technical text ugly and contrived. Then again, my writing style is probably a disaster.
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    Doing my appraisal form for work always depresses me. All the questions make me feel worthless. Generally the meeting's not too bad, though.
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    ALCOHOL
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    I just discovered that my router's clock only goes up to 2012. It now thinks it's 2002. Perhaps I should update the firmware.
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    There was a spider waiting in my bed. Hooray!
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    Co-worker describing me: "I've never seen anyone look so depressed holding a banana". Indeed.
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    Completely unbranded grey lorry. Seems sinister. Perhaps it houses a doomsday device or something. http://t.co/6Jaq74us1W
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    Nice weather makes the office hot, which compounds my stress.
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    Got my hair cut. Now my head looks all wrong. Stupid hair.
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    Who else is slightly concerned by how much they subconsciously alter their speech depending on their audience?
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    >Which, if anything, I like even less. I don't know why I can't just day "you're welcome", which would be fine. LIFE'S DIFFICULT PROBLEMS.
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    When being thanked, my first impulse is to say "no problem", but I've grown to dislike that, so I've taken to awkwardly saying "not at all">
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    An alarming number of houses in my vicinity are named. That almost always strikes me as pretentious.
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    Hey everyone, listen to Jan Johansson, a cool jazz guy from the past. http://t.co/50xFX1VQs5 http://t.co/zBu78hR2oN http://t.co/2vykZgQR4E

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