Sorry, I'm just so excited for the well fleshed out characters and story, it's really an inspiration. I'm currently starting an original fanfic that stars Jetpack Cat and the grenade pooping dog. I don't know if anyone else got it, because I'm perceptive to these things, but it definitely seems like there's a love scenario there and that they are the games one true pairing.
I'm hoping this game doesn't end up being too much of a time sink. Killing 100,000 enemies to get have a level bar towards increasing my firing distance by a centimeter doesn't seem bad so far, in fact that's quite manageable. But how will you prevent the game from being a grind fest with future expansions?
How many peripherals will I need to adequately play this game? I've already ordered light gun mouth cannon, but how am I supposed to use this and the cheezburger extension at the same time? I also plan to pick up the vibrational shoulder pads and the hard plastic get back with real motorized sounds so I can feel like I'm in the game. I want the Motion Plus Vest with real explosive charges, but if a boss kills me, how long does the simulated actual death experience last?
I noticed this board didn't have one of these yet, I can't imagine why.
Rules: 1) Each character starts out with 5 points. When that reaches 0 they are dead and can't come back, ever, unless they reanimate as zombies which will be determined by negative numbers.
2) You may vote once a day on odd numbered days, twice a day on even numbered days as long as there are five posters ahead of you. The rules change after labor day, in which case your vote will be held and later matched against existing votes in a death match that determines if the total number of tallies is a multiple of 3. If they are not 8% of the score of the winning character will be removed and given to the new vote until the variable reaches 13. The equation looks something like this: (b) \left ( \frac{1 + i}{1 - i} \right )^2 + \frac{1}{x + iy} = 1 + i
3) If you break any of these rules please report immediately to the police and inform them you are a mass murderer.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jetpack Cat - 5 Walrus - 5 Bucket - 5 Cheezburger - 5 Trashcan Dog - 5 Sonic the hedgehog - 5 Grenades - 5 Naruto - 5 Linkin Park - 5
I could have sworn there was a game starring a lobster wearing a jetpack back for the Amiga system back in the 1980's called Propulsion Engine Crustacean. This was back when lobsploitation was "hip" and they tried to start an entire marketing campaign around PEC, including McDonald's happy meals with Lobster McNuggets and the PEC movie starring Matt Dillon and Alan Thicke. The movie rights sadly fell through, but they did get Jazzy Jeff to do the lobster rap, surely your remember that?
I was browsing through screenshots and I notice JPC is depicted mostly fighting black (and white) cats. The black (and white) cats are supposed to bad guys and it's JPC's job to destroy them.
This is problematic on so many levels, like the depiction of black (and white) cats as inhuman beast, and the fact the game is marketed to teenagers and children. You put fear and hatred of black (and white) cats in them at a young age. What kind of message do the developers think this sends?
I am deeply offended, and will blog about this later.
The developers already talked about this at Tokyo Games Show two years ago, when they dropped hints about such a large cat. Though it's nice to finally get more details, I'm wondering how Totally Awesome Tiger is going to impact the whole stealth mechanic of the game.
I'm going to go with Hilda Garde II. Why? Because it has Zidane, and Zidane is not only part monkey, but has super saiyajin powers, and what happens to super saiyajin when they die? They go to heaven and get more training, and then come back to life (just like the real world) and they beat the snot. Naturally Hilda Garde II would follow this process as well.
Unless that is JPC is super saiyajin as well, which is completely possible because he does have a tail and constantly orange hair. It wouldn't be a jump to say that he is. In that case it would be a fairly even match, but it would take a full season of grunting to find out who wins.
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