So last night, my drunk female friend walked from my roof to the adjacent roof to take a piss.

So she takes a piss on this roof, then starts walking back to my roof. Then, Paul Bettany comes out speaking angrily with an English accent, saying how she is waking up his kids. He is wearing only socks, and continues to walk through her pee. She says she is really sorry, and runs over back to my roof party.

Thankfully, he didn't call the police or anything, but it was quite an event nonetheless.

Anyways, that's the story. Questions?

Pics or it didnt happen

Why not use a toilet?

Man, he must be really damn nice. 
 
If that was me I would have pulled a gun out on her, and most likely shot it.

@countinhallways said:

Why not use a toilet?

"my DRUNK female friend"

@countinhallways said:

Why not use a toilet?

We were on the roof of an 8-story building, and my place was on the 4th floor. Our elevator is also slow as shit.

Damn, girls piss in the wild now? Thought that was a guy thing

@Yanngc33 said:

Damn, girls piss in the wild now? Thought that was a guy thing

Have to admit I assumed it was a guy when I read the title of the post.

Pics or it didnt happen

@BlastProcessing said:

Pics or it didnt happen

Couldn't she have pissed on someone else's roof? Paul Bettany is a cool guy.

@damnboyadvance said:

@BlastProcessing said:

Pics or it didnt happen

Looks like your female friend had a crazy night. :P

classy...

@benjaebe said:

Couldn't she have pissed on someone else's roof? Paul Bettany is a cool guy.

Yeah, come on. He's Dr. Maturin AND Chuck Darwin.

@benjaebe said:

Couldn't she have pissed on someone else's roof? Paul Bettany is a cool guy.

True that!

I MUST NOT post that picture of that lady pissing on a turtle.

@BadSniper52 said:

Looks like your female friend had a crazy night. :P

yupp;) this.

Do you own a toilet?

@Xdsk said:

classy...

Your neighbour is Paul Bettany?

Maybe you ought to stick a big jar or something in a blocked off corner, Hey come to think a port a pottie for camping or something as long as just for #1. Definetly less wierd than having your party crowd piss on somebody elses property and have that backfire on you. Somebody call the cops over it would be funny to everybody but you and your party..

@Yanngc33 said:

Damn, girls piss in the wild now? Thought that was a guy thing

Have to admit I assumed it was a guy when I read the title of the post.

@Fripplebubby said:

@SlashseveN303 said:

@Yanngc33 said:

Damn, girls piss in the wild now? Thought that was a guy thing

Have to admit I assumed it was a guy when I read the title of the post.

"My drunk FEMALE friend [...]" Did you read the title? Did you really?

I did, and my mind completely bypassed that part because it was so unbelievable.

class

She is a keeper.

@Mr_Skeleton said:

Your neighbour is Paul Bettany?

yes.

@BlastProcessing said:

Pics or it didnt happen

Hey, did you guys know that Jennifer Connelly lives there as well? I just found out about that. Anyways..

@DonutFever said:

@damnboyadvance said:

@BlastProcessing said:

Pics or it didnt happen

Yeah, that seems like a bit of a dick move. 

WHY IS EVERYONE ON THE ROOF?

@Jayross said:

H4y guys, drunk update here: despite three more peopple pissigng on Paul Bettany and Jennifer Connellly's roof, we were not cofromnted in any way . This is a good sign, as I am moving to Canada tomorrow, and I am glad I was not arreated.

You seem pretty lonely.