Jellybones's forum posts

#1 Posted by Jellybones (125 posts) -

If Dark Knight Rises doesn't end with a 20 minute epilogue telling me how everyone lived until they died of old age, by golly, I'm going to start a campaign against the Nolans and file a complaint with the Better Business Bureau!

I hate the internet sometimes.

#2 Posted by Jellybones (125 posts) -

We're not making quite as obscenely large profits as 2010? FIRE.EVERONE.

#3 Edited by Jellybones (125 posts) -

Ouch, Dragon Age 2. :(

I won't say it wasn't disappointing, but it was still a very good game.

#4 Posted by Jellybones (125 posts) -

It's always strange to me when people argue that a game can be worse for having additional, but less than exceptional, modes. How many stars should Dead Space 2 be knocked down for having mediocre multiplayer? Should the exclusion of a multiplayer mode have hurt Dead Space 1's score? Should Left 4 Dead have had points deducted because its singleplayer is just multiplayer with bots?

What I care about is how much fun a game is and how highly the experience is recommended. Not the whole package, not every mode averaged together, but whether or not it's worth picking up. If someone visiting the site can't be bothered to read a review and note why a game is getting the score it is, then the fault is theirs if they think they should buy Singularity for its multiplayer component.

#5 Posted by Jellybones (125 posts) -

But now how I can rage about how awfully unfair it is that FemShep is blonde? What of the body images of every young girl out there!

#6 Posted by Jellybones (125 posts) -

Excited to see the map evolve. Thumbs up, sir.

#7 Posted by Jellybones (125 posts) -

So when they say the last two successive releases failed to reach beyond a niche, are they talking about the shitty downloadable game? RFG sold over a million units in its first two months, surely that has to be more than niche...

#8 Posted by Jellybones (125 posts) -

@Zerodash said:

Why would anyone want to give money to this snake-oil salesman?

This is up there with the Blackwater Kinect game as far as scummy cashgrabs.

#9 Posted by Jellybones (125 posts) -

It's Justice Breyer, by the way, not Bryer. I didn't check all the comments so I don't know if that was already pointed out.

Really disappointed that he was a dissenting voice with Thomas, whose view was entirely expected.

#10 Posted by Jellybones (125 posts) -

This can go right next to the Blackwater game as really slimy choices by publishers this year.