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Idle Hands & Fat Wallets (or, Games I Bought and Didn't Play)

So I was talking to myself today, as I frequently do, and the conversation went something like this. "Man British, you've done it all. You've got four Followers, an almost respectable Wiki editing score, and one damn fine skin complexion if I do say so myself." It was shortly after this humbling dialouge, however, that I came upon a misstep I'd made in paving my road to glory. In my hast to share my divine presence with the world, I had forgotten to create a kick ass blog. Today, I rectify that error. 
 
My friends, do I have a treat for you; because today I give unto you: 
   

Idle Hands & Fats Wallets: A Brief Tale of Monetary Transactions That Could Have Been Spent On Basic Necessities But Totally Weren't


Among my close compatriots, I am known for often buying games on sale due to the fact that I will definetly play them what do you mean I said that last time and didn't you know what go to hell why are we friends anyway. Yes, many a grand title has fallen into a decayed state of exsistence upon a dusty self due to severe mistreatment and a below average love quotient. Upon viewing thesestartling images my friends, you may feel the need to open weep upon your keyboard. But that's ok, we won't judge you here. What you will witness today is a gallery of inhumanity towards games the likes of which come only once every generation. But you must feel that heartbreak my friends, that unrelentant anger; because if we do not learn from my mistakes, I fear the mistakes of the past shall be repeated yet again. So now, against my judgement, I reliquish to you the grizzly documents. Here's to a most sobering affair. 
 

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Fun Fact: I read the strategy guide included in the box.
Fun Fact: I read the strategy guide included in the box.
 
Fun Fact: I am probably going to buy Yakuza 3 at some point.
Fun Fact: I am probably going to buy Yakuza 3 at some point.
 
Fun Fact: I bought this at a pawn shop. Ironic? (Y/N)
Fun Fact: I bought this at a pawn shop. Ironic? (Y/N)
     
Fun Fact: I am currently playing it on the PSP.
Fun Fact: I am currently playing it on the PSP.
   
Fun Fact: This one is still sealed in plastic.
Fun Fact: This one is still sealed in plastic.
 
Fun Fact: I bought this after already owning and then selling back the 360 version.
Fun Fact: I bought this after already owning and then selling back the 360 version.
 

I'm sure you've all had enough of these atrocities (I noticed a few of you even fainted), but I must ask you to view one last portrait of misery. A warning, woman and children may want to leave the room; because shit is about to get heavy. I submit to you this final tortured soul in our parade of pity. 
 
 
 

Now there, is some food for thought. 
 
Adieu.

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