Things to do besides play video games

1. Discover the 4th dimension.
2. Locate and populate Atlantis
3. Outlive Methuselah.
4. Defeat a Kodiak bear armed only with a mango... again.
5. Analyze and understand Noby Noby Boy.
6. Locate the Garden of Eden, and do something dirty.
7. Play cricket.
8. Successfully infiltrate a marmoset community, and befriend.
9. Repeat step 8 for meerkats. 
10. Touch MC Hammer.