• MissAshley posted a message on the post Danswers 04: Nikki Glaser.

    Soooo many sex questions. Having not so much as dated anyone in over 10 years, I forget sex is a thing people think about sometimes. >_>

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Unprofessional Fridays: 03/27/2015.

    Bye bye, Henry. :(

  • MissAshley posted a message in the forum topic Sounds Like The Legend of Zelda for Wii U Isn't a 2015 Game Anymore. on the The Legend of Zelda Wii U (Working Title) board

    I can't be too bummed about this given there hasn't been enough about the game revealed to get me hyped.

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post The Old Games Show: 03/26/2015.

    I look forward to seeing more of this! Jeff playing retro stuff that I missed or never heard of has been my favorite part of many UPFs.

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Quick Look: Freedom Planet.

    Much like Majora's Mask 3D is to the original, I think this game is how Sonic fans remember old Sonic games. And Rocket Knight? Please. That was a VOLTECCER! ;)

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Quick Look: Flame Over.

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Metal Gear Scanlon 3: Part 07.

    "If I kissed you, I bet you'd taste like a wild beast."I'd think more about the smell. Both of them must reek by now!

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Unprofessional Fridays: 03/20/2015.

    C'mon now, Dan. I beat Bart vs the Space Mutants when I was about 11 with nothing but book fair tip books and a dream.

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Quick Look: 5 Star Wrestling.

    $25? That's $5 bucks a star. Best value!

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Quick Look: Oceanhorn: Monster of Uncharted Seas.

    "What is kelp?" -- Dan Ryckert, 2015

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Quick Look: Paparazzi.

    The concept is great. A longer cooldown on the paparazzi's camera would significantly help the balance, though.

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Quick Look: Final Fantasy XV: Episode Duscae.

    Well geez, if I had known Versus was going to be this, I would have been excited a long time ago. This looks pretty neat! (Side note: Are you sure the voices were cutting out? I thought those bits we...

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Quick Look: Battlefield Hardline.

    I'm about 15 minutes in and I can't help but think about (I think it was) Jeff's remark about how tonedeaf a game like this could be given the times. This stuff doesn't seem that different from cop mo...

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Quick Look: Arcade Archives: Round 04.

    Crazy Climber 2 looks so cool it's crazy. Too!The piggy game looks fun. I'm surprised it didn't become a full-on franchise.

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Metal Gear Scanlon 3: Part 03.

    Just as I thought "I'm surprised Dan doesn't have a story about being stabbed in the dick" he goes and tells a story about having a tick on his balls. Damn it, Dan! XD

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Quick Look: Code Name: S.T.E.A.M..

    This wasn't the first take for this Quick Look, was it? The beginning lacks the usual niceties/set-up.

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Unprofessional Fridays: 03/13/2015.

    Awww. Dan doesn't look cuddly with a shaved head.That New Retro Arcade, though. Oof!

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Quick Look: Citizens of Earth.

    It looks mechanically sound and artistically neat, but the animations, music, and writing don't feel as wacky as they want to be. It lacks energy.

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Tembo the Badass Elephant Is a Game About Tembo, a Badass Elephant.

    I'm totally behind this! Game Freak's platformers always have a unique enthusiasm.

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Quick Look: DmC Devil May Cry: Definitive Edition.

    I still haven't picked this game up over fear of "not playing it right." It's the same reason I didn't open Wonderful 101 for months and haven't opened my copy of Bayonetta 2 yet. Even though I neith...