This isn't a blog so much as it is an easy way for me to catalog the crazy nonsense going on here in all one spot.

Johnny V, Jeff Goldblum, Ice Cube, and Will Smith^2 Are: Micheal Crichton Presents: Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4: Part II: Jurassic Time 2: Electric Boogaloo: The Movie: The Videogame: FES: The Jack Frost Experience: A SWERY Production: Featuring Zach, Sam Neill, Morgan Freeman, and Ice T

Starring: Jeff Goldblum as Dr. Ian Malcom.

Soundtrack: From the Fresh Prince himself (Will Smith, to you young people).

(Jamie and Adam's) Tested.com's Will Smith will also be involved to some extent.

Funky Student now rides a raptor around (and is voiced by Ice Cube (and sometimes Jeff Goldblum)).

There will be S. Linking with T. Rexes and other dinosaurs.

Begins with Charlie returning to his home town, where he meets Dr. Ian Malcom.

Game is directed by none other than SWERY.

Forest Kaysen will appear as the guy who gets dino-poison spat on him.

It will feature Zach.

Dinosaurs will see Sam Jackon's arm in their coffee, because they are clever girls. "S...J...In the coffee!"

Johnny V will star as Ice T.

Ice T will be the voice of Fox.

Yosuke (also known as Brosuke) is now always wearing his fresh ski jacket. He also now does the Carlton whenever he dances.

Theme song (written by @dogman795, who is a GENIUS! )

(Entire thing lip-synced by SWERY)

"Now this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I liked to take a minute just sit, yeah?

And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Inaba

In the Giant Bomb Community born and raised

In the TV is where I spent most of my days

Chillin out, maxin, relaxing all cool,

And all shooting some Bufu outside of the school

When a couple of Raptors who were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one lil' fight and Jeff Goldblum got scared

And said "You're moving with your Nanako and Zach in Inaba"

I Begged and pleaded with her day after day,

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket

I put the Weather Channel on and said I might as well kick it

First class yo this is bad Gettin' yelled at about chastity (Morooka in background " Grab a chastity belt and SIDDOWN!")

Is this what the people of Inaba living like?

Hmm this might be allright

But wait I hear Igor, big nosed and all that

Is this the type of place they should fuse this Jack Frost?

I don't think so, I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for Charlie Tunoku

Well ah the plain landed and when I came out

There was a dude that looked like Jeff Goldblum standing there with my name out

He said his name was Dr. Ian Malcom, yo

I sprang with the quickness like Mazionga

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said "FOX" and it had leaves in the mirror

If anything I can say this cab was tight, yes

But I thought naw forget it yo homes in Junes

I pulled up to the house on a foggy day

And I yelled to the Funky Student "Yo riddle bro, smell ya later"

I looked at my Social Links I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the Prince of Inaba "

(Fade to tested.com's Will Smith and the actor Will Smith rocking out)

The first boss is Dr. Alan Grant (played by Sam Neill) in a helicopter.

Sam Neill will also be portraying Kou Ichijo, who will in turn be dressed as Ghoul most of the time, in an effort to fit in with all the Personae.

Morgan Freeman will be providing the voice (and motion capture) for Jack Frost.

More info pending. Maybe.