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The Giant Bomb Quoter

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Hello everyone, I decided to make something dumb!

The Giant Bomb Quoter is a website that rotates one-off Giant Bomb quotes (out of context) one after another. A quote appears on the page and remains there for ten seconds, after which it is replaced by a new quote.

I pulled most of the quotes from the wiki, but I'd be happy to involve the community in this. If you have a funny quote, I'd love to add it to the list! I'm sure there are others who find this dumb idea as amusing as I do.

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This is amazing. Why are you just now joining this site?!

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Thanks for the nice responses, guys! Glad you're enjoying it.

@Ravenlight said:

@TopSteer said:

@Ravenlight: Aside from the obvious ones like Emails! I can't think of many Brad quotes.

Sadly, there is a dearth of quotes on his page here on the site. Here's a choice one if it hasn't already been added:

  • Once said "There's a lot of pixels in that nipple" in reference to Leisure Suit Larry on the 8-16-2011 Bombcast.

Thanks for this! Added!

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Well, the first one I got was about sensuality and blinking patterns.

The second one was just 'dirty buttholes'. So, yeah, this is about right.

EDIT: AAAH Illuminati post.

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@Ravenlight said:

You're the Professor Layton of of crude innuendo.

Does that make you Luke? And can this quote be added to the page?

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Edited By hojufixter

Fantastic idea. The quotes are great so far

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@TopSteer said:

@Ravenlight: Aside from the obvious ones like Emails! I can't think of many Brad quotes.

Sadly, there is a dearth of quotes on his page here on the site. Here's a choice one if it hasn't already been added:

  • Once said "There's a lot of pixels in that nipple" in reference to Leisure Suit Larry on the 8-16-2011 Bombcast.
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Edited By topsteer

Awesome.

@Ravenlight: Aside from the obvious ones like Emails! I can't think of many Brad quotes.

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@Video_Game_King said:

It's a sex thing. It has to be.

You're the Professor Layton of of crude innuendo. I'm pretty sure there's a hat that goes along with the title.

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You've done a good thing here sir.

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@Ravenlight said:

I have no idea why "manual interaction" is in quotes.

It's a sex thing. It has to be.

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Edited By Ravenlight

These quotes are choice. Needs more Brad, though.

@Video_Game_King: If you're cool with "manual interaction" you can just hit F5.

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I have no idea why "manual interaction" is in quotes.

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Well done sir. Fantastic first post. Also, if you haven't posted it already, "Cunt" - Vinny Caravella is quite a popular quote

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Edited By Video_Game_King

Somebody do this for me!

But on a serious note, I kinda wish I could set how often it rotates. Ten seconds feels kinda long for some of these quotes.

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Edited By breenmachine

This is glorious. One hell of a way to make an entrance!

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Hello everyone, I decided to make something dumb!

The Giant Bomb Quoter is a website that rotates one-off Giant Bomb quotes (out of context) one after another. A quote appears on the page and remains there for ten seconds, after which it is replaced by a new quote.

I pulled most of the quotes from the wiki, but I'd be happy to involve the community in this. If you have a funny quote, I'd love to add it to the list! I'm sure there are others who find this dumb idea as amusing as I do.