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Dirty Dan Returns

Last night Dirty Dan Ryckert made his return to All Pro Wrestling at Kristmas Kaos, much to the annoyance of the APW faithful. Representing the tag team champions the Classic Connection, he kept his words short and sweet for the challengers the Reno Scum, Luster The Legend and Adam Thornstowe.

The match got off without a hitch, as the Classic Connection and the Reno Scum traded blows without either getting the upper hand. Of course, Dan couldn't help but be his usual dirty self.

Dan argues with children
Dan argues with children
Dan continues to argue with children
Dan continues to argue with children

As soon as the opportunity presented itself, Dirty Dan dashed into the ring with his beloved iPad used it to smack Luster the Legend across the face. Unfortunately for him, this had no effect on Luster, and Dan quickly excused himself from the ring. But then he saw another chance to give his team an edge when Adam Thornstowe was outside the ring and sought to creep up on him. Thronstowe must have had eyes on the back of his head because he quickly turned around to face the Dirty one. Dan began to apologize profusely, unaware that Christina Von Eerie was slowly moving behind him. She gave a vicious low blow to incapacitate him.

"It was a complete misunderstanding!"

With Dirty Dan out of the equation, the Reno Scum defeated the Classic Connection to become the new tag champs. The Reno Scum celebrated in the ring while their opponents were left to lick their wounds.

A man reconsidering his life choices
A man reconsidering his life choices
Getting away from the ring
Getting away from the ring
Can't do anything but watch
Can't do anything but watch
Trying to process what just happened
Trying to process what just happened

However, the night does not end on an unhappy note for Dirty Dan and the Classic Connection. Though they may defeated, they remain united in friendship and will live to fight another day.

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