From the very pit of pit bottom to the top on the economy, most of you haven't done what I have done. The triumph feels great, being someone like YOU with your Ghastly Gibus and Ellis caps, to being someone like ME, with a large amount of the most finest hats in-game (Regular AND Unusuals) made from 100% Mann-Co Materials, handmade by the man, Saxton Hale, himself. I don't hold it against you though, you may still be in your barbaric ways with your pointless little guns shooting at each other to resolve fights, whilst the gentlemen of the world use what is truly the power that you have yet to experience - hats. The things I have done may be frowned upon, but I did what I had to do to be where I am today. People like you, the ''inexperienced'' type want to give me your item that is equivalent to 3 keys for mine that is equal to 1? Fine, but I refuse to be frowned upon for taking such a deal. Is it bad that I bought myself a hat for a messily 1 weapon? Some may say so, but I say this - If you don't understand hats and I give you something you want for your hat, is it really that bad? Enough about what is good and what is bad however, I have made it clear that it is not my fault that you don't know the value of an item, it is yours and all I can do is give you what you want. However, the journey to the top wasn't easy, it took time, patience and.. profit. Yes, I have my hats now but at what cost? I remember the times of this game in which I use to enjoy my time in the battlefield playing Payload to become the highest ranked on the leaderboard, I don't even play the classes I like anymore.. Only them of which have the nicest hat. Recently, this game has been my main focus and I haven't been playing much else, and even though this isn't bad (I'm sure many of you have only played 1 particular game for a while) I must ask, why? What do these hats do? Nothing. But why am I so compelled to ''catch them all''. It's not as if I am upset I like hats, I just don't understand. Why don't you like hats? Why does your giraffe want that Hound Dog so much? Today while playing someone said ''this team sucks'' what did I reply? ''oh, I'm sorry, how many unusuals do YOU have'' Yes, hats do infact effect gameplay and alter the tide of battle. I have a hat and you don't, does this make you jealous? Don't be, get your own hat.