I bought Kindle 3 just before i signed on. Great device. Lots of staff to read. Thats what I do now. There are few stories from L.A.Noire authors in Kindle store for free.

I've gone longer without those things. I live in one of those fancy middle of wilderness work camps. There are girls there. But I don't want to catch syphilis.

I wonder if I should add in Related to: "straight sex" and remove "PS Vita"?

Good luck surviving that, mate. Still, if you have plenty of great books to read then it shouldn't be too hard to do. I know that I could probably survive on reading and internet alone, without videogames to play. I have about 30 books sitting around at the moment that I need to read because I just buy more and more of them over the course of time. For example, I bought sevenmor today and the same happened on Thursday and Friday of this week, on top of the other books I have not yet read. If you have something similar in your case then you should be fine.

Beware of the soap!

You'll be fine.  Drinking is no big deal, games are games (learn to play stuff other than a video game) and sex is covered under masteurbation.  Welcome to the real world.

Good luck surviving that, mate. Still, if you have plenty of great books to read then it shouldn't be too hard to do. I know that I could probably survive on reading and internet alone, without videogames to play. I have about 30 books sitting around at the moment that I need to read because I just buy more and more of them over the course of time. For example, I bought sevenmor today and the same happened on Thursday and Friday of this week, on top of the other books I have not yet read. If you have something similar in your case then you should be fine.

seaman... haha... amiright?... 

That is downside of seaman profession.

Who said no sex? What happens on a boat, stays on a boat.

seaman... haha... amiright?... 

Can't recall, as I have never really been in a situation like that. I guess there was the time I lived down in the states with my aunt for 6 months. I had my computer and I was on it all the time, but there was no way to sit at the computer in any way that let me play games on it, so I spent the time just watching movies and the like.

I went on holiday to Sri Lanka for a month and had NOTHING. The TV was in another language, no console, no handheld device, crappy food, ugh, i want to forget.

At sea all sex is straight sex.

I can stand no games, but no alcohol and no sex (not even masturbation) as well? What are you travelling as, a priest?

Who said no sex? What happens on a boat, stays on a boat.

That is downside of seaman profession. 
And believe me. 9 weeks is relatively short sailing time. I can only immagine those guys who stay on board at sea up to one year.  
It is cargo ship with male crew. 
No Sex if You are a straight man. 
Good thinng is. When Yoou come back home, You do not care about job for 9 weeks.

For nine weeks you've had NO gaming, NO sex, and NO alcohol?  NO SEX?!
 
Let me call the graveyard...

good for you . You will be fine staying away from video games 

Popcorn.

First, I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

Second, I went about 2 years without my gaming system from 13-15. Sucked, but I did get to travel around to like 5 different countries.

This is my first trip in a long time, when none of my consoles travels with me. 
I've got some other things to do like reading books and gaining exp points and leveling up inn my new position as Chief Officer. 
But how long have You been far from Your main gaming system? 
SONY should hurry up with Vita...