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A game that bribes with guns to make you look the other way.
(PC)
One of Borderlands best qualities is its incredibly blunt approach to everything it does. It never tries to explain how vending machines spew out guns, how the economy makes any sense, how bandits repopulate cleared areas without much reason, how vehicles just warp into existence with a press of a ...
Reviewed by Ping5000 on Nov. 7, 2009
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Just like Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin.
(WII)
Dead Space: Extraction is a game that doesn’t trust you. It assumes a few things. It: 1. assumes you are an inept jackass who can’t play games for squat, you worthless swine. 2. assumes you play games on the Wii people buy. Those kinds of games. 3. assumes you rode ...
Reviewed by Ping5000 on Oct. 13, 2009
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When a license makes a game even better.
(PC)
When playing through Batman: Arkham Asylum, there were moments when I couldn’t believe this game was this polished and this intelligently designed. Rocksteady Studios had only one other game under their belt prior to Arkham Asylum, which didn’t make huge waves critically, but three years after their first release, they’ve come out ...
Reviewed by Ping5000 on Sept. 28, 2009
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A true gentleman would at least think about getting this game.
(DS)
It’s kind of nice Professor Layton and the Diabolical box took so long to reach North American shores. A series that revolves around solving all sorts of brain teasers and puzzles can get exhausting and if Diabolical Box arrived just a few months after the original’s release, I probably wouldn’t ...
Reviewed by Ping5000 on Sept. 20, 2009
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PAXTON FETTEL IS BACK. You saved $10.
(X360)
So, great, Monolith's releases an expansion of sorts, but this time, and this is important, F.E.A.R. 2: Reborn is entirely canon, making this incredibly important if you want to keep up with F.E.A.R.'s narrative. Spoilers: Paxton Fettel is back. That's seriously it. You play as one of the replica soldiers and ...
Reviewed by Ping5000 on Sept. 10, 2009
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A stupid-long review.
(PC)
Two non-canonical expansions, corporate pugilism over who owns what and now it’s finally here: A true sequel to the unabashedly and gloriously over the top F.E.A.R., F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin. This is the first F.E.A.R. game Monolith has taken development duties on since the release of the original classic and… ...
Reviewed by Ping5000 on Sept. 10, 2009
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You kind of maybe probably should get this.
(WII)
A compilation like this gets a perfect score practically by default, since all three games sit comfortably as some of the best games on their respective consoles. You have what is personally my Best Video Game Ever, Metroid Prime, coupled with its relentless sequel, Metroid Prime 2: Echoes and the ...
Reviewed by Ping5000 on Aug. 28, 2009
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"Welcome home."
(PS2)
I almost gave Persona 4 5 stars. I was dead set on giving this game this immaculate score, but then I jogged my memory back all the way to the zeroth second. Social links don’t tie into the main story very well, if at all, but still. The middle of ...
Reviewed by Ping5000 on Aug. 1, 2009
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1 out of 1 found this review helpful. |
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You can stab people in the best ways in this game.
(PC)
I jammed a shiv into a dude’s eye, wiggled it around to really, really dig it in there, and then pulled it back out before he was finally given solace, because man, I wanted him to feel all of that. The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena has that. Brutality ...
Reviewed by Ping5000 on June 5, 2009
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The game's kind of big.
(PC)
BUYER BEWARE: The first thing you need to know is that Empire: Total War is suffering from a ton of bugs and technical problems. CTDs, lock ups and in general, the game isn’t working for a lot of people. I’ve yet to run into a single significant issue, so results ...
Reviewed by Ping5000 on April 3, 2009
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2 out of 2 found this review helpful. |
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4 days ago 11 hours into Dragon Age, finally fought my first dragons |
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