Why do you mock me when I love you so?

I have a real sado-masochistic relationship with GW2. I love it yet it treats me like an idiot and laughs in my face at my pathetic attempts at high scores.

If this was a real relationship it could only be described as abusive.

Me: I love you GW2

GW2: Fuck you shithead. You disgust me. Your attempts at high scores are laughable. Don't even look at me (cracks whip).

Me: You're so right, I'm worthless...just one more go