More specifically, all the forums of the past that you forgot you signed up for.  Probably because you only signed up to look at one thread or to get access to a couple files, but still funny.
 
 We at Crowdgather Forums would like to wish you a happy birthday today!
 We at ABXZone Computer  Forums would like to wish you a happy birthday today!
 
XDA and Slickdeals I do still frequent.  Seems like I had more last year.