Don't get me wrong, big fan of this feature, but Dan needs to reel it the fuck in with the crazy tangential talk. We get it, you had/have a colourfully twisted life, filled with poor decisions and dietary choices, but quit using this as a platform to wax poetic on nonsense like how many gutters you've woken up in after a bender, picking your own planters warts and most definitely quit talking about your fucking hemorrhoids. I just came here to watch a man play Metal Gear poorly.
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