All American's straight out of Bad Company, yeah that's right, when the army said no. They said please.
When America says please, they say yes.

Sweetwater and Haggard are the most perfect duo fit to run America, Sweet is the brains and Haggard is the bron, the lust, the sex symbol that defines America in the global eye.

 They balance each other out, which is necessary when running against such candidates like Sears-Pikachu, who have not stepped up in anyway for America, where was Pikachu when the economy was bad? Japan, enjoying his money he got from selling cards, fact.

Remember America, to make a difference in the world, you gotta blow stuff up.