Four days in America, and it has been good. Great scenic view, excellent food, long drives. Amazing time, but as promised I would hit the ground running and regardless of the fact that the term is a misnomer as hitting the ground running only makes people fall down, I'm gonna try it anyways. 
 
But before, let me state that Flatbread Company in Maine, as it had easily the best pizza I've ever had in my life. Go there right now and get a flatbread pizza, do it right now.  
 
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That aside, local politics. As I spent most of my time in Maine, I was available to local ads. Unfortunately the embarrassingly bad ads weren't there (How unfortunate), but I did get to witness the Proposition 1 adverts in Maine and I was swift to correct the bull. If you are in Maine, vote No on 1. Putting even that aside, I watched far too much Fox News while gone and there is no debate. Pure propaganda, absolutely disgusting. 
 
Also there was the news that a census worker was found dead in Kentucky (Cook County), and there is a debate going on. Was it committed by a few drug runners, or a conservative libertarian/anarchist. Now being the neutral losers that they are, the media decides it appropriate to both never talk about it or bring up no conclusive evidence that was found. Being inquisitive in nature, I already know that it wasn't committed by drug runners, mainly because they wouldn't display his corpse with so many elaborate messages for the media and people to see. So I don't know why we bother to tiptoe through this story, it is pretty damn obvious it was done by a conservative anarchist who watches Fox News (100% sure). Why? Because where do we hear the crap about how census workers are nazis and all that horse malarkey? Only one place, so there is no damn point to be neutral, it's all a lie anyways. 
 
Another story is about the kids that sang an indoctrinating song about Obama, I don't know about you, but I also don't buy it. But for a good reason. If you are familiar with the story, you would know something is up. Read the lyrics, now why are they worded exactly like that. But also why is it being filmed and why is it that there are no other people besides the kids singing? This makes zero sense on its own merits, so I'm calling foul play. 
 
To play us out, here's Frank Zappa with his satirical 1980's song entitled "Valley Girls". Enjoy and it is good to be back.