For those having trouble keeping all this glorious nonsense straight please find a summary below of the player characters, professional relationships and Narrative elements that were assigned or improvised in the opening minutes of the game (so minor eary-game spoilers follow).
Vinny as Lincoln Ghost - Smuggler with Hard & brother to Chris - In possession of 200lbs of uncut cocaine.
Alex as Hard Markinson - Smuggler with Lincoln & informant for Cody - Has to inform on Lincoln and get out of the damn airport.
Austin as Cody America - US Marshall shadowing Hard & perceived business rival of Louie - Wants to collect evidence on Lincoln and escape the airport.
Jeff as Louie Gridlock - Radio loving taxi driver rival of Cody & ex-soldier commanding officer over Chris - Should confront the truth with Chris.
Pat as Chris Ghost - Lonely ex-soldier who served under Louie & brother of Lincoln - Grew up in the Hamptons with Lincoln.
@maxb: "Is there a sub-machine gun equivalent that's just a murder of crows? And you can just spray crows at people, I'm talking rapid fire crow action, if not I'm going to be pretty disappointed."
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