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@ebinbraveheart: mahardy is great in everything pretty much he should just join gbeast because the chemistry is right. theres a gamespot feature that includes him drinking wine on youtube and it's hilarious. dude is weird in a really good way

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@clockwork5: they mostly liked it. dan wants to be anywhere but there and talk about anything other than the movie. the group talks about weather, wrestling, someone fucking a shark, dan shit, the next movie theyre going to watch, risk, abby crushes on mahardy as usual, mahardy crushes on old men of the cloth. the movie is shockingly modern for a movie of the 70s and still disturbing! good feature overall but the event horizon one is still the king.

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the new backup should just be a gopro on bens head but pointed straight down at only the controller

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Sweet wet dream bro. you know what that should probably be on a shirt.

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BD back in the suit!

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love jan's cosmic story

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add a bit of vinegar (the more concentrated the better) to that jar vinny. your juicy cucumbers may be diluting what acid is already present if you dont keep the acetic acid at 5% you create an environment that could grow botulinum (leads to botulism).

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@humanity: I think the game absolutely sucks ass but the crew still makes it. This was by far the least entertaining episode because half of them were sent off camera and for the most part effectively off mic too. I applaud them for trying to gameify a non-game with all the props and antics and mostly it works really well even with technical difficulties. Leave the room though...that should probably go.

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@benpack: seems weird. thats like wanting quake to have simcity elements or simcity to have FPS characteristics. when dark souls 4 comes out i want dark souls gameplay not hauling resources from one station to the next ala rebel galaxy. we're a culture that remakes the same classic movies for fear (financial) of striking out. can't really expect games to be different if it's a big ass corp involved can we? yes sure we can but if we're disappointed we shouldnt be surprised. we're safe fiscal decision culture now.

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@clapmaster: maybe but so far the game is completely linear. no ability to explore one area, find out that you are way too under leveled, and go back to a different area like a real souls game. the characters are also completely lifeless that dont factor into the lore. remember stumbling upon havel after seeing him or his gear mentioned in the loading screens? that was a clencher moment. this game is level X has enemy XA, level y has enemy XY. First you play X, then you do Y. etc...

also the biggest problem im finding is that there is no key queuing. hit space bar (roll) and immediately hold shift (run) before you complete the roll. you exit the roll and and walk as slow as humanly possible. same for reload, vaulting, firing, healing. it results in a frantic mashing of action keys while never really knowing if the action is going to happen or not.

calling this game dark souls with guns is like calling miller lite merlot with carbonation. its trying to do the same thing but not really even close in execution