So I'm just going to write about whatever pops into my head for the next five minutes. I may a few mistakes and I may correct them sometimes if the grammer is just unbearably terrible. Hopefully i don't write to awful but luckily I'm not that fast of a typer like all those little boys and girls with their AIM accounts and whatnot. Do preteens still go on the internet and (a/s/l) random strangers? Oh god I really want to see Lady Gaga this August. She's playing in San Jose but not too sure If I'll be able to go. My friends are a bit iffy on the pricing. 130 dollars for GA tickets seem a bit pricy. Luckily I'm going to see U2 this June in Oakland, it's been a while since they've been in the around the Bay Area but thankfully that's all about to change soon. You know what else is about to change? My sentence structure! Or at least my tone is going to shift from boring day to day conversation to simply anal and poop jokes. Why? Because the kids nowadays love their poop jokes. Poop is funny. Girls that poop, well that's a different story all together. So now that I've gone on a dark dark and brown tangent I should probably mention something more light and kid friendly so as to not anger the moderators. Something on the lines of Justin Beiber. He's innocent enough right? He has those big lips, beautiful hair, great dance moves and slender physique that all the boys want to have. Haha Im only sort of kidding. I'm pretty sure most men would agree that they wouldn't want this Canadian boy's body. Not because he's Canadian, but because he's just an annoying piece of shortness that makes me want to dance my ass off every time I hit play on my Justin Beiber mix on my Ipod. Somehow Justin Beiber worked his way into my playlist, and Thank God for it :) 
 
Alright done with that. Pretty amazed that I didn't veer off about how much I love Vinny's facial hair. I can't grow facial hair so I envy him. Anyway incase you guys were wondering about the whereabouts of DirtyDan well....here is his last goodbye. He wanted to properly say Goodbye the only way he knows how. By Breakdancing!  
Later DirtyDan, good times good times.